What passive voice is (and isn't)

Permit me a moment of annoyance.

It’s become apparent to me, through years of reading, that a lot of professional writers don’t know what passive voice is. I emphasize that I’m noticing this in professional writers, because these are people who should know better. Here’s the passage that finally broke me, from a long-form essay on cognitive dissonance within the pro-life movement:

A friend of mine was at a big conservative Christian donor conference recently and told me a prominent speaker there used the phrase, “women who have experienced an abortion.” . . .

This extreme passive voice expression goes beyond saying that women who abort their babies are victims who don’t deserve moral blame; it treats abortion as something that just happens to a woman. . . .

Emphasis mine.

Here’s the thing—the phrase the writer here picks out is not written in the passive voice. It’s vague, clunky, and awkward, an unnecessary circumlocution, but it is not passive. What the writer means here is everything I’ve just said about the phrase’s construction, with the added implication that the use of this phrase betrays deceitful intent, but it is not passive.

So, a brief, highly annoyed primer on what passive voice is (and is not):

Passive voice is not:

  • Any sentence including the verb “to be.” This should be obvious, but apparently isn’t. Because to be is a passive sentence’s auxiliary or “helping verb,” this can trip people up. As I’ve argued before, reliance on to be in your writing can weaken it, but that’s not the same thing as the passive voice. Here’s an example from way back of an otherwise careful and observant writer striking blindly at any passing be verb in hopes of hitting a passive construction.

  • The progressive aspect. This is, in any verb tense, a construction that indicates than an action is ongoing. Above, I wrote that I am noticing this trend. I am still the subject of the sentence, and I am doing something. This is the active voice, even if the main verb is still to be. See above.

  • Vagueness. This is the real bone of contention for the writer quoted above, and I’ve noticed “passive voice” or “passive language” used disparagingly of vagueness, bureaucratese, or other (usually official, almost always political) obfuscation and deceit—what Dilbert calls “weasel words.” I hate these forms of linguistic shiftiness as much as anyone, but obscuring your meaning behind jargon or constructing statements so as to diffuse or avoid blame is not, in itself, the passive voice.

Passive voice is:

Not a particular usage, tone, or even intent, but a grammatical voice—that is, per Britannica, the “form of a verb indicating the relation between the participants in a narrated event (subject, object) and the event itself.” To demonstrate using the classic example:

Active: The pitcher threw the ball.
Passive: The ball was thrown by the pitcher.

There are two “participants” in this “narrated event”: the ball and the pitcher. In one, the pitcher (actively) acts upon the ball; in the other, the ball is (passively) acted upon by the pitcher.

That’s it. That’s all there is to it. This shouldn’t be hard.

How to identify the passive voice

Here’s a simple way to identify passive voice constructions: you should be able to ask By whom? or By what? of them. Asking these questions of a passive sentence highlights the fact that the “participant” that would ordinarily function as the subject of the sentence has gone missing as the action has been inverted. So:

  • “Mistakes were made.” (The classic weasel word statement.) By whom?

  • “The town was destroyed.” By what?

  • “The generalissimo is being overthrown.” By whom?

  • “The cornfield has been destroyed.” By what?

  • “It is said that money cannot buy happiness.” By whom?

Now compare a few other sentences (or fragments) that I’ve seen incorrectly labeled “passive” online:

  • “Women who have experienced an abortion.” A fragment in the first place, but as it’s the women who are doing the experiencing, this is still grammatically the active voice.

  • “This did unfold more quickly than we had anticipated.” Whatever this is, it’s doing the unfolding, and despite its clunkiness this sentence is still written in the active voice.

  • “The suspect’s death at the hands of police appears to be entirely unjustified.” Chop out all but the grammatical essentials and this reads death (subject) appears to be (verb) unjustified (predicate). This is an overcomplicated and clunky sentence, but not passive.

Conclusion

If when you describe some language as “passive” you mean written in the passive voice, with what would normally be the object in the subject’s place but being acted upon, then more power to you.

But if when you say this you mean that the language in question is deceitful, misleading, obfuscating, suspiciously hedging, or simply a lie—if, that is, your problem is not with the speaker’s grammar but with his motives—then say that. You’ll be more accurate and, what is more, you’ll make your own meaning clearer.

Ranking the Coen brothers

Joel Coen’s new solo movie, The Tragedy of Macbeth, goes into wide release via Apple TV+ this weekend. According to the Hollywood rumor mill, Joel undertook this project on his own because Ethan either “didn’t want to make movies any more” or is “giving movies a rest.” I hope it’s the latter, as I’ve followed the brothers since chancing upon their work more than twenty years ago and they’ve produced some of my favorite movies.

I’ve long sorted the Coens’ work into three tiers—a bottom tier of good but so-so movies, a middle tier of very good ones, and a top tier of masterpieces. I’ve dithered over which movies I’ve sorted into which tier, and more often than not the ranking has come down to longtime favorites and momentary whim. So to commemorate their long and fruitful collaboration and to celebrate the arrival of The Tragedy of Macbeth, I’ve finally made myself definitively sort their movies, bottom to top.

Note: I don’t include here short films produced as parts of anthologies or films they wrote or co-wrote but did not direct. There are some gems there—I’m quite fond of Bridge of Spies, which they did work on, and my wife and I love the underrated Gambit remake starring Colin Firth—but I’m restricting this list to movies that they wrote and directed.

And finally, as I’ll reiterate later, this is essentially a list of favorites, not a judgment of artistic merit, but naturally I do think the two mostly parallel each other.

Bottom of the barrel

Despite going into detail about that three-tier system I’ve always imagined, I include two extra sub-tiers at the top and bottom. Here’s the bottom, a space occupied by only one movie:

Intolerable Cruelty

This is the only one of the Coen brothers’ movies I dislike even a little bit, though it’s fun and clever enough and well enough acted. Part of my dislike stems from a curious shapelessness to the plot—it doesn’t always feel like it’s really going anywhere, which is not unusual for the Coens’ films but doesn’t work here. The main characters are also pretty unlikeable—again, not atypical for the Coens but in this case but it proves insurmountable. But the largest part of my dislike stems from its stylistic throwbacks to 1930s screwball comedies, which are hit or miss but mostly miss: the fast-paced rat-tat-tat dialogue works; the mugging and doubletakes and generally exaggerated clowning for the camera don’t. This is partly a matter of taste (Clooney’s own sports comedy Leatherheads falls flat for me for the same reasons), but it’s especially off-putting in a film set in the present and the result is a weaker film than usual, and the only one of their movies I resist watching.

Favorite line: “He had a device he called ‘the intruder’…”

Third tier

Third tier movies are fine movies that, for whatever reason, I seldom pick to watch. Having completed my rankings, I notice now that all three of these are slightly more arty (for lack of a better word) or thematically obscure than usual, and two have off-beat, potentially unsatisfying endings. That doesn’t diminish my enjoyment, but perhaps that, somehow, makes them a little less fun.

The Hudsucker Proxy

Here’s proof that the Coen brothers can do throwback screwball comedy and make it work. Bizarre and over-the-top, but riotously entertaining and inventive and with a generous dab of the uncanny thrown in. It’s also beautifully shot and designed. It’s bold and bizarre, and though I really like it, it’s just not one of my favorites.

Favorite line: “You know—for kids!”

Inside Llewyn Davis

Calling Llewyn Davis the Coens’ least likable protagonist is really saying something. This is a meandering but continuously interesting film that is long on atmosphere (the chilly, slushy big cities of the northeast and midwest in the most miserable part of winter) and the lore of early 1960s folk singers, and I appreciate the way it gently but clearly shows that the whole bunch were phonies. But Llewyn himself is not pleasant to spend time with and the film’s bookend structure, with its last-minute reveal of significant change coming the way of the folk music scene, feels more like a trick or gimmick than is usual even in the Coens’ bolder experiments.

Favorite line: “I don’t see a lot of money here.”

The Man Who Wasn’t There

A stylishly shot and well-acted black-and-white tribute to post-war suburban noir. You could say this is a triumph of style over substance, but there’s enough classic Coen brothers humor, dialogue, and general weirdness thrown in that it moves along really well. I especially like all of the weird, ambiguous, inexplicable UFO stuff lurking just outside of your awareness through the first half of the movie, and—best of all—Tony Shalhoub’s fast-talking lawyer, Freddy Riedenschneider, and his half-informed disquisition on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. It’s entertaining and intricately laced with irony, but unusually off-beat even for the Coens.

Favorite line: “The more you look, the less you really know.”

Middle tier

Again, this is a list of favorites, not necessarily a list judging artistic merit. The Coens’ “middle tier” movies would be masterpieces for a lot of other filmmakers. That said, this is a strong selection of their movies that I’ve watched many times but aren’t quite in that subjective, all-time-favorite top tier for me.

Raising Arizona

I originally assigned this one to the third tier, as I seldom pick it to watch, but you know what? I quote it all the time (“That’s you boys’ whole raison d’etre, ain’t it?”), my wife and I use it for comparisons and in-jokes all the time, and we have only grown to enjoy it more since having kids. It’s over-the-top and zany (“wacky” is the word cinematographer Barry Sonnenfeld ascribed to it, in contrast to a “handsome” movie like Miller’s Crossing) but it never stops being fun and enjoyable. It’s also got a touch of poignancy that sticks with you and runs much deeper than the wackiness, which may be why it sticks with you.

Favorite line: “Son, you got a panty on your head.”

A Serious Man

I really, really admire this movie as a modern (suburban 1960s) retelling of Job, which is perhaps my favorite book of the Bible. It cleverly mimics some of the structure of Job, with a conga line of both disasters and miserable comforters coming Larry Gopnik’s way, and has a dark, ambiguous ending that I really respond to. The Coens also revisit the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle here, with a line I’ve quoted a lot during the last two years: “We can’t ever really know… what’s going on.” But I’ve found in the years since it came out that I simply don’t enjoy it as much as I admire it.

Favorite line: “Please! Accept the mystery.”

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

This anthology film is essentially a collection of shorts, all of them good, some of them small masterpieces. I’m particularly fond of the Coens’ nearly wordless experiment “Meal Ticket”; the Jack London adaptation “All Gold Canyon,” which is almost entirely one old prospector grubbing in the dirt and singing to himself but which nevertheless manages to be riveting; and “The Gal Who Got Rattled,” a by turns sweet and grimly ironic wagon train story that, tonally, feels a lot like True Grit. The opening short featuring the titular Buster is also a hoot. I just wish it were available on home media rather than being sequestered in Netflix. Perhaps the Criterion Collection will rescue Buster someday.

I wrote more about The Ballad of Buster Scruggs in my 2018 year-in-review here.

Favorite line: “I’m not a devious man by nature, but when you’re unarmed, your tactics might gotta be downright Archimedean.”

Blood Simple

If you were to watch the Coens’ filmography in random order and told to figure out which movie was their first, picking Blood Simple would be a lucky guess. This is a moody, well-paced, stylistically confident noir thriller and one of the most suspenseful films I’ve ever seen.

Favorite line: “I ain’t a marriage counselor.”

The Ladykillers

I anticipate this being the most controversial ranking in my list. The deck would seem to be stacked against The Ladykillers—it’s a remake of a beloved British black comedy that still has fans, it was originally written for someone else to direct, it’s got a lot more slapstick than usual for the Coens, and, for a certain kind of person (known colloquially as a snob), the presence of Tom Hanks is a sign of the Coens “selling out.”

I say balderdash. This is the best possible combination of the Coens’ instincts for farce (much more successfully used here than in Intolerable Cruelty), black comedy, and—crucially—that hint of the spiritual or uncanny that hovers over so many of their films. In addition to being funny and quotable as the day is long, with a particularly great running gag involving my undergrad alma mater, there’s something interesting going on with the way the unassuming, crotchety, pious church lady Mrs Munson thwarts the dismissive, pompous, overeducated, and pointedly church-averse master criminal Professor Dorr. Knowledge puffing up? The foolish things of the world confounding the wise? Intentionally or not, there’s a lot of that here. The Ladykillers is not just a black comedy or farce, it’s a morality play.

A great soundtrack, including a lot of archival music arranged, like that of O Brother, Where Art Thou? by T Bone Burnett, helps make the movie and sell its themes. My favorite track, by Blind Willie Johnson, closes the film.

Favorite line: “Why, Professor! I’m surprised.” “Well, uh, properly speaking, madam, we are surprised. You are taken aback.”

Burn After Reading

A broad but incisive satire of self-help and positive thinking culture, with brutal consequences for just about everyone but the person who causes all the trouble, this has some great performances and one of the only genuinely shocking moments I’ve ever seen in a movie. But, based on conversations with friends, its unblinkingly savage satire and willingness to go dark may make Burn After Reading an acquired taste.

Favorite line: “…The Russians?”

Miller’s Crossing

An intricately plotted, well-written, and brilliantly acted gangster movie that is both witty and grim by turns. Miller’s Crossing is a slow burn that rewards close attention and repeat viewings.

Favorite line: “What’s the rumpus?”

Top tier

The top tier consists of my favorites of the Coens’ filmography, movies that I’ve found endlessly entertaining and meaningful and about which I have no complaints. My second and most important sub-tier comes at the end, with my three all-time favorites from among these.

Fargo

The Coens have always shown interest in regionalism—local culture, local mores, and especially local dialect—and Fargo is almost certainly their masterpiece in this regard. It also perfectly mingles wildly disparate tones: nearly documentary-style true crime, kitchen sink realism, horror, and, of course, dark comedy. Carter Burwell’s score, based on a Norwegian hymn, is also excellent.

Favorite line: “And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.”

Hail, Caesar!

Another potentially controversial ranking, judging from some of what I’ve seen online from people who expected it, apparently, to be a straightforward mashup of classic Hollywood or who have strong opinions about Esther Williams parodies. This is the Coens’ Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and as such follows a handful of specific characters through the Tinseltown zoo over the course of one day. Eddie Mannix, a tough but put-upon studio fixer, and Hobie Doyle, a singing cowboy shoehorned into an arty chamber drama, are wonderful characters (and two of my favorites of any on this list) and offer perhaps the strongest moral center of any of the Coens’ protagonists. In contrast to the juvenile, pompous, sloganeering, resentful Communists threatening to undermine the studio (the same studio, incidentally, from Barton Fink), Eddie and Hobie have a sense of vocation and duty to something transcendent that gives their otherwise absurd lives worth. The final confrontation between the film’s two worldviews, the Catholic Eddie versus materialist Communist proselyte Baird Whitlock, ends with a powerful teleological expression of life’s meaning.

That’s a wonderful theme, but themes do not a great film make. Fortunately, as rich as the film is in meaning, it’s entertaining first and foremost. Hail, Caesar! is a ton of fun, with its parodies of 1950s genre filmmaking, its delight in the workaday activity of a studio, and the sense of a vibrant, gossipy, yet slightly seedy little community within the studio, and most especially its collection of interesting and funny characters.

Favorite line: I’m going to cheat here—it’s either the entire scene with the priest, rabbi, minister, and patriarch or the entire “No Dames” musical scene, a master class in, uh, extended double entendre.

The Big Lebowski

The ultimate hang-out movie: a big, shambling, sprawling, continuously surprising comedy that is by turns funny, shocking, outrageous, and—very briefly—poignant. Meandering but never unfocused, as seemingly aimless as The Big Lebowski is, it is perfectly paced. Drop in anywhere during its runtime and you’ll be there for the rest of it. It’s also perhaps the most quotable movie ever made, which is why, when trying to choose a favorite line for this movie below, I gave up and wrote the first one that came to mind.

Favorite line: “Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.”

True Grit

Charles Portis is one of two authors—with Cormac McCarthy—for whom the Coens are ideal cinematic adapters. (I wish they’d take a crack at his final novel, Gringos.) This film, a second adaptation of the novel rather than a remake of the original John Wayne version, perfectly captures the knowing, wry, understated, and witty but surprisingly poignant tone of the book. Great action and performances, especially in the central relationship between Mattie and Rooster, and a beautiful soundtrack elevate and enrich this seemingly simple Western revenge story.

Favorite line: “I do not entertain hypotheticals, the world as it is is vexing enough.”

Absolute favorites

I’ve really struggled to sort this list into a neat and tidy hierarchy, and if you catch me some other time some of these films may be reshuffled. But not these three.

In addition to my three-tier model of the Coens’ movies, I’ve had a theory for a long time that, thanks to how wildly varied their eighteen films are, a psychologist could potentially create a personality test more accurate than the four temperaments, the five factor model, the Myers-Briggs, or—Lord knows—the Enneagram by simply having people pick their three favorite Coen brothers movies. Here are mine.

Barton Fink

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that writers like stories about writers and like writers who write stories about writers. Guilty. There’s plenty of that to go around, but this is the pinnacle of that genre—my favorite writing movie. Part writer’s block drama, part black comedy, part noirish mystery, part supernatural apocalypse, Barton Fink incorporates several of my favorite kinds of storytelling in a dark but funny and atmospheric package. (It also perfectly captures how I perceive all hotels.) John Turturro is brilliant as the smart but self-regarding and cowardly Barton, and John Goodman, as Barton’s next-door neighbor in the hotel, gives a wonderfully warm and genial performance that only makes some of the film’s final-act revelations more chilling.

I don’t want to say much more, because part of this film’s peculiar power for me was going into it knowing virtually nothing about it. Check it out. Just know that I’m not exaggerating when I say that if I can craft just one climax in one story with the eeriness and uncanny, overrushing sense of apocalypse of Barton Fink, I’ll consider myself a success.

Favorite line: “Me? I just enjoy making things up.”

No Country for Old Men

Well-written, well-acted, beautifully shot in desolate Texas locations, with precisely constructed action and steadily building tension, this is a brilliant adaptation of a great novel and probably the Coens’ perfect movie. And despite its downer ending, I’ve found it and Tommy Lee Jones’s haunting final monologue a profound meditation on the duty to preserve the good in the face of ubiquitous and seemingly unstoppable evil, and it’s only gotten better in the years since I first saw it in theatres.

Favorite line: “Well, it’s a mess, ain’t it, Sheriff?” “If it ain’t it’ll do till a mess gets here.”

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Putting in a couple weeks thinking through, organizing, and writing this list has actually helped me determine that, yes, I do have a single favorite Coen brothers movie, and it’s the very first one I watched over twenty years ago now. O Brother, Where Art Thou? is funny from beginning to end, is brilliantly constructed and written, has a great cast and wonderful soundtrack, and is deepened, sweetened, and made all the funnier by the riches of both Homer and the South. It has a little of everything, and it’s all great.

And, as a nice bonus for me twenty-odd years on from discovering this film and the Coens, this is one of the only films that, reliably, the majority of a given class of students will have both seen and remembered well enough to make it a useful point of reference in class. This isn’t just entertainment for me, it’s actually helped me teach. A rare distinction, and I’m glad it’s true of a movie I love so much.

Favorite line: “Sweet Jesus, Everett. They left his heart.”

Conclusion

I’m looking forward to catching Joel Coen’s Tragedy of Macbeth. In the meantime, thanks for sticking with me through this project, which I’ve been mulling over since before Christmas, and if you haven’t seen all of the Coen brothers’ films, I hope you’ll find something enticing enough here to seek out and enjoy.

Kirk (and Eliot) on good and evil in literature

Dante and Virgil encounter Ugolino and Ruggieri in Gustave Doré’s illustration of Inferno XXXII

I’m currently reading Russell Kirk’s Enemies of the Permanent Things, a study of the “abnormity” in culture and politics that results from an abandonment of tradition and norms, the “permanent things” of the title, a phrase borrowed from TS ELiot, and the embrace of nihilism. Kirk examines this trend—already pronounced when he published the book in 1969—through literature rather than politics or policy, those things being downstream of culture.

Here, in an early chapter on the purpose of literature, he discusses “the normative end of letters”:

The great popular novelists of the nineteenth century—Scott, Dickens, Thackeray, Trollope—all assumed that the writer is under a moral obligation to normality: that is, explicitly or implicitly, bound to certain enduring standards of private and public conduct.

Now I do not mean that the great writer incessantly utters homilies. . . . Rather, the man of letters teaches the norms of our existence through parable, allegory, analogy, and holding up the mirror to nature. Like William Faulkner, the writer may write much more about what is evil than about what is good; and yet, exhibiting the depravity of human nature, he establishes in his reader’s mind the awareness that there exist enduring standards from which we fall away; and that fallen nature is an ugly sight.

Whether and how to describe or depict evil in literature is a question I’ve discussed with friends many, many times over the years. As an adolescent resentful of the bowdlerized literature I’d read in high school I’d often make a pretty simpleminded argument in favor of “realism”—a term I’m less and less fond of now.

Fortunately, early in my college career I came across this, in TS Eliot’s essay “Dante,” in which he considers the savage, gruesome punishments meted out by obscene demons in a hell populated by grotesque, unrepentant, blasphemous sinners:

 
The contemplation of the horrid or sordid or disgusting, by an artist, is the necessary and negative aspect of the impulse toward the pursuit of beauty.
— TS Eliot
 

This is, of course, tricky, and Eliot continues with a subtle warning: “not all succeed as did Dante in expressing the complete scale from negative to positive.” And he notes earlier in the same essay that “[y]ou cannot . . . understand the Inferno without the Purgatorio and the Paradiso.” Evil will be incomprehensible without contemplation of the good as well.

I’ve never worked out any precise solution to these problems, but adapted book by book, using whatever style or method I saw as appropriate to a given story. It’s art, after all. But whether in depicting good or evil, subtlety must be a key consideration. Kirk again:

Often, in his appeal of a conscience to a conscience, [the writer] may row with muffled oars; sometimes he is aware only dimly of his normative function. The better the artist, one almost may say, the more subtle the preacher. Imaginative persuasion, not blunt exhortation, commonly is the method of the literary champion of norms.

Kirk’s book is excellent so far, and I’m grateful to have received it from my in-laws for Christmas. Some of Kirk’s concerns, observations, and admonitions remind me of a strikingly different writer, John Gardner, who explored similar territory in his book On Moral Fiction. It’s been a few years since I read that—here are my brief thoughts from back then—but it’s worth seeking out if you care at all about the cultural and moral implications of fiction and art.

Black on the diversity of military history

Maori troops of the New Zealand Army perform the Haka, North Africa, 1941

From “Australasian and Oceanic Warfare,” a chapter in A Short History of War, one of the most recent books by the prolific military historian Jeremy Black:

It would be all too easy to leave Australasia and Oceania out of a book with space constraints. Indeed, most histories of war do so, or restrict mention to the idea of a primitive ‘other’, one that essentially enters the picture in order to be conquered by the imperial powers and then to provide the setting for the War in the Pacific in 1941-5. That is a misleading approach, and at a number of levels. It is based on the idea that there is a key strand of development, one moreover closely related to social development and economic capability, with the world ranked accordingly. Instead, it is more helpful to think in terms of fitness for purpose, with adaptation to circumstances being a crucial dynamic. From this perspective, Australasia and Oceania saw both success and enormous variety. The remote valleys of highland New Guinea were a very different environment to Polynesian atolls, and the density of the population on the North Island of New Zealand contrasted with that on Australia; and so on. Thus, to even group the whole as a region is misleading, and to provide an overall evaluation accordingly is problematic. The best conclusion is one that works with this variety, and presents conflict as fundamental and protean, rather than an activity with clear characteristics that can be readily evaluated.

Military history, no less than other subfields within the discipline, has a whiggish or Darwinist tendency to seek out what Black calls “a key strand of development” that will give a clear narrative arc to the story of warfare.

Often, this key strand is technological, with “more advanced” weapons systems gradually outmoding and displacing each other. Thus you get amateurs endlessly arguing about whether samurai or Roman legionaries would win in a fight or, on the professional level, historians like interwar tank advocate (and gifted self-promoter) Basil Liddell-Hart dismissing virtually all of medieval military history as “drab stupidity.”

One may also find political versions of this search for “a key strand of development.” In these versions, “freer” societies gradually outmode and displace unfree societies. Thus you get Fukuyama’s much-maligned “End of History” argument and an infinite supply of neocon interpretations of military history. These tend to be markedly Hegelian, and advanced with the same kind of zeal with which Marxist historians predict the end of “late capitalism.”

Often the technological and political are combined (see, for instance, Victor Davis Hanson’s Second World Wars, in which liberal capitalist societies beat the Nazis and Japanese because they could produce more and better equipment). Often there is something to these arguments—but only something.

Another aspect of this, especially common among amateurs, is the quest for some kind of eternal, immutable, archetypal “warrior” spirit recognizable and transferable across societies as different as ancient Mesopotamia, archaic Greece, migration-period Germanic tribes, the Norse, and, naturally, modern day special ops. Again, there is—and has to be—something to this, as courage, strength, and physical hardihood are going to be the minimum necessary to endure warfare.

The problem, of course, is that the partial accuracy of a given “key strand”—whether the amateur Jungian guru’s warrior archetype or a more considered technological or political argument—will conceal as much as it reveals.

Three takeaways from the passage in Black’s Short History above:

  • warfare is “fundamental”—i.e. a basic reality rather than an aberration. Whether we like or not, peace is not the norm. Warfare and warmaking need to be understood as fundamental.

  • warfare is “protean”—i.e. shifting and changing, like Proteus. How and why peoples fight wars—not to mention when and where, and against whom, and on what terms—change constantly.

  • “adaptation to circumstances” is “the crucial dynamic”—Why does warfare, which is unceasing, also unceasingly change? Because circumstances change. This, in the end, is the proper place to locate technological development, but only as one of many factors to which warring societies adapt.

These understandings allow for a greater appreciation of the diverse ways people fight wars. Rather than fitting a society—“primitive” or otherwise—into a predetermined narrative of upward technological progress (even where technological disparities play a real role, as in the Spanish vs the Aztecs or a thousand other examples), and obscuring a lot of non-technological factors, one will have room to understand them on their own terms. This understanding also allows for greater variety and complexity rather than oversimplification, not least with regard to the very particular, and often peculiar, ways many societies understand their warriors—and the ways their warriors understand themselves.

Jünger (and Lewis) on the homo religiosus

From section 24 of Ernst Jünger’s 1951 treatise on freedom in the face of the authoritarianism of the modern state, The Forest Passage:

Still more important is the consideration that in many people today a strong need for religious ritual coexists with an aversion to churches. There is a sense of something missing in existence, which explains all the activity around gnostics, founders of sects, and evangelists, who all, more or less successfully, step into the role of the churches. One might say that a certain definite quantity of religious faith always exists, which in previous times was legitimately satisfied by the churches. Now, freed up, it attaches itself to all and everything. This is the gullibility of modern man, which coexists with a lack of faith. He believes what he reads in the newspaper but not what is written in the stars.

One thinks immediately of CS Lewis’s observation, in his 1943 essay “Equality,” that “spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”

But just what happens when you’ve spent a generation or two gobbling poison? Later in The Forest Passage, Jünger further describes this gullible, average modern man mentioned above—the kind mass-produced by materialistic modern education (of whatever political persuasion):

Theologians of today must be prepared to deal with people as they are today—above all with people who do not live in sheltered reserves or other lower pressure zones. A man stands before them who has emptied his chalice of suffering and doubt, a man formed far more by nihilism than by the church—ignoring for the moment how much nihilism is concealed in the church itself. Typically, this person will be little developed ethically or spiritually, however eloquent he may be in convincing platitudes. He will be alert, intelligent, active, skeptical, inartistic, a natural-born debaser of higher types and ideas, an insurance fanatic, someone set on his own advantage, and easily manipulated by the catchphrases of propaganda whose often abrupt turnabouts he will hardly perceive; he will gush humanitarian theory, yet be equally inclined to awful violence beyond all legal limits or international law whenever a neighbor or fellow human being does not fit into his system. At the same time he will feel haunted by malevolent forces, which penetrate even into his dreams, have a low capacity to enjoy himself, and have forgotten the meaning of a real festival. On the other hand, it must be added that he enjoys the advantages of a peaceful age of technological comfort: that the average life expectancy has significantly risen; that the basic tenets of theoretical equality are universally recognized; and that, in some places at least, there are models to be studied of lifestyles that, in their comfort for all levels of society, their individual freedoms, and automatized perfection, have perhaps never existed before. It is not unthinkable that this lifestyle will spread after the titanic era of technology has run its course. Just the same, man is suffering a loss, and this loss explains the manifest grayness and hopelessness of his existence, which in some cities and even in whole lands so overshadows life that the last smiles have been extinguished and people seem trapped in Kafkaesque underworlds.

This is strikingly recognizable, like a description of the entire population of Twitter. And again—this is from 1951.

And what is one to do, at least with regard to reorienting man’s religious instinct? Jünger continues:

Giving this man an inkling of what has been taken from him, even in the best possible present circumstances, and of what immense power still rests within him—this is the theological task.

This is a tall order, not least because of the objection that Jünger anticipates earlier: of the self-evident goodness of statistical progress. Compare Jonah Goldberg’s review of The Reactionary Mind, by Michael Warren Davis (which I briefly recommended in my reading year-in-review). Davis spent much of his book pointing out the dislocation, distraction, and spiritual rot of modern culture and Goldberg responded with life expectancy and GDP. These people are not speaking the same language.

Food for thought.

The Forest Passage isn’t solely about modern man as a hungry homo religiosus, but it’s a significant support for Jünger’s overall argument about the powerlessness of the individual—atomized, overawed, divorced from the institutions that used to offer support, and neither educated nor pious enough to develop the individual will to resist—in the face of the state, which seeks to usurp the place of everything of importance in the individual’s life. This, as it happens, is something Jünger knew a lot about.

It’s dense and borderline mystical in places—an altogether German combination—and very good so far. I look forward to finishing it.

I’ve posted one of Jünger’s sharply observed descriptions of a typical modern man before, The Glass Bees’ Fillmor, “one of the highest peaks” in the modern “mountain range of narrow-mindedness.” Read that here. And I’ve speculated on one very particular field’s role as a substitute religion here.

2021 in books

If I complained a lot about what 2021 was like for movies in my last post, here’s some good news—it was a great year for reading. I ultimately got through 118 books, including many good rereads, children’s books, and an awesome selection of fiction, history, and other non-fiction. Believe me—as long as this post is, it was hard to narrow my selections down.

You can look at everything I read this year on Goodreads here.

Top ten fiction

In no particular order, my ten favorite fiction reads of the year—with the two top reads spotlighted at the end—plus five honorable mentions:

Beast, by Paul Kingsnorth—A man alone on a wild English moor grapples with terrible injuries, the hostile environment, unseen forces beyond his control, and his fascination with a great beast living somewhere on the moor with him. One of those novels it’s impossible to summarize, a hallucinatory masterpiece of tone and atmosphere that is as immediately engrossing as a dream and that steadily builds in intensity. Beast is the second book of a loose trilogy by Kingsnorth, the first being one of my favorite books of the last decade, a novel set in the immediate aftermath of the Norman Conquest and written in an alien and poetic hybrid of Old and Modern English, The Wake.

Through the Wheat, by Thomas Boyd—A forceful, harrowing story of the Marines in World War I, based on the author’s experiences on the Western Front during the summer of 1918. Almost, but not quite, an American All Quiet on the Western Front.

HHhH, by Laurent Binet—Both a novelistic account of the career and assassination of Reinhard Heydrich, one of the most cutthroat and callous Nazis in the Third Reich, as well as an account of the young’s authors attempt to write this novelistic account, HHhH is, the author, mid-book, “an infranovel.” Hard to explain, but outstanding through and through. Full blog review here.

V2, by Robert Harris—A straightforward and engaging World War II thriller. The novel begins with Dr Rudi Graf, a German rocket engineer and longtime associate of Dr Wernher von Braun, the head of the Nazi ballistic missile program, at work in Belgium preparing a launch aimed at London. On the receiving end is the unwitting Kay Caton-Walsh, an aerial photography analyst with British intelligence. Following this first in a series of continuously escalating strikes, Graf and Kay will be drawn nearer and nearer as Graf works to keep up with Hitler’s government’s demands and Kay works to bring down the Nazi missile program. I read this as a diversion, but it proved by turns ironic and poignant, especially in its final surprising revelation.

Forever and a Day, by Anthony Horowitz—A James Bond continuation novel, this time a prequel to the events of Fleming’s first story, Casino Royale. Horowitz presents a newly-minted 007 investigating the murder of the previous agent with that number, and Bond’s on-the-job learning—his feeling out of the dangerous world of espionage, assassination, and organized crime—provides part of the charm. A fun ride, with some striking secondary characters and an embittered villain with a genuinely interesting plot and motivation.

The Son of Laughter, by Frederick Buechner—The life of Jacob, brilliantly retold in a style that takes this familiar story and makes it strange and new again. The evocation of alien worlds has been one of Buechner’s strengths—as in his two novels based on the lives of medieval saints, Godric and Brendan, which are two of my all-time favorites—and here he mines the oddities of the biblical story and the grotesqueries and darkness of the Patriarchs’ historical context to highlight just what is so special about Abraham—already present only as a memory—Isaac, and Jacob. Especially good is his dramatization of Jacob’s betrayal of Esau, whom Buechner breathes life and sympathy into. Beautifully written and very moving. You can read an extract I shared upon the birth of a friend’s baby here.

The Outlaws, by Ernst von Salomon—A whirlwind of a novel, an only lightly fictionalized version of events the author lived through. Ernst von Salomon was a Prussian military cadet at the time of the armistice in 1918, and soon found himself fighting Bolsheviks and other revolutionaries as a member of one of the Freikorps, German paramilitary units, before getting involved in political assassination. He ended up in prison as an accomplice in the assassination of Weimar Germany’s foreign minister, Walther Rathenau. If you want a sense of just how bad things can get politically, just how fractured and chaotic one society can become, just how much upheaval can break out, and just how far patriotic young men will go to make things right—and if you want an unusual but gripping real life story—read The Outlaws. I haven’t stopped recommending it since I first read it.

Missionaries, by Phil Klay—Missionaries introduces four major characters—an American reporter, an American ex-Special Forces medic turned military adviser, a Colombian army colonel, and a young Colombian man caught up in the brutal world of the rural paramilitaries—and interweaves their life stories, past and present, as all four are drawn into the American-assisted drug wars in the jungles of Colombia. A sprawling, complex, reflective novel rich in characters with harrowing pasts, an intricately crafted plot, and, as the title implies, quite a lot of theological overtones, Missionaries defies easy summary, but it’s a rewarding and powerfully moving look at just what modern warfare means for the least of these.

Honorable mentions:

  • Brother Wolf, by Eleanor Bourg Nicholson—Another engrossing gothic horror story from the author of A Bloody Habit, this one about a prominent academic skeptic’s daughter, an eccentric English Dominican priest, and a Franciscan monk who is also a werewolf.

  • The Dig, by John Preston—A fictionalized retelling of the discovery and excavation of Sutton Hoo that, like its subject, has much more buried beneath its surface than you might immediately detect. Hope to reread this one soon.

  • 52 Pickup, by Elmore Leonard—Pornographers and other lowlifes attempt to blackmail a prosperous Detroit businessman. Everyone gets more than they bargained for. One of my favorites of Leonard’s crime novels so far. Another of my quarantine reads from back in the spring.

  • The Shootist, by Glendon Swarthout—The grim but moving story of John Books, an aging, cancer-stricken gunfighter attempting to prepare himself—by settling accounts, turning away gawkers, and reckoning with his sins—for his rapidly approaching death.

  • In the Valley, by Ron Rash—An excellent set of short stories from a favorite writer. Includes a novella continuing parts of the story of his novel Serena.

Favorites of the year:

Breakout at Stalingrad, by Heinrich Gerlach

This is one of the best war novels I’ve ever read. Gerlach wrote Breakout at Stalingrad during his captivity in Russia following his capture at Stalingrad, where he served as a junior officer in the German army. His role as an intelligence officer gave him a horribly clear vantage point for the collapse and demolition of his army, and the novel is a grim, unromanticized evocation of that long, arduous, bloody siege that only builds in tension as it goes on. No character is safe regardless of rank or role in the army.

As I noted in my full length review, Breakout at Stalingrad stands out because of its well-rendered and diverse cast of characters, the dense and all-pervading irony of its events, and its authentic, vivid, tactile details. The frigid weather, the terror of the mostly unseen enemy, the diminishing and finally nonexistent rations, the desperate struggle to find food or medicine or even the minimum ammunition necessary to fight off the Russians, the dwindling of the men—both statistically, in overall numbers, and physically and mentally, as individuals—all are brilliantly conveyed in what is ultimately a study not just of defeat, but destruction.

I was so impressed and moved by Breakout at Stalingrad that I wrote a longer, more detailed review of it back in the spring, which you can read here.

The Eighth Arrow: Odysseus in the Underworld, by J Augustine Wetta, OSB

The best surprise of the year, The Eighth Arrow came my way at a really good time—during my two-week quarantine with coronavirus. I sat down with it and, for three days, barely moved or looked up from the book. It’s excellent.

The Eighth Arrow continues the story of Odysseus in the afterlife, the hell of Dante’s Commedia specifically. Trapped with his old friend Diomedes in one of the bolgia of the circle of the frauds, the novel begins when Odysseus is stirred from centuries of torment and reverie by the passage of Dante and Virgil above. Odysseus cries out for a chance at deliverance and finds himself and Diomedes, by the grace of “the Parthenos,” temporarily released from their places in hell. This begins a downward journey paralleling that of Dante in many ways, but uniquely Odyssean. The Eighth Arrow takes the best of Homer and Dante and fuses them in a genuinely surprising and engaging way, resulting in a theologically rich fantasy novel that is also immediately involving and vividly written, with comedy, horror, action, and deeply moving pathos skillfully interwoven throughout. I enjoyed it from beginning to end and couldn’t get enough of it.

You can read more about The Eighth Arrow in my post about my quarantine reading, which you can read here.

Top twelve non-fiction

In no particular order, but with my top choice saved for last, my twelve favorite non-fiction reads of the year, plus another ten honorable mentions. Believe me, it was hard to narrow it down even to twenty-two this year.

Saint Patrick of Ireland: A Biography, by Philip Freeman—A concise, engagingly-written account of what we know about the patron saint of Ireland. Freeman gives good attention to the historical context in which Patrick lived and ministered, giving the reader a vivid picture of a remote and ill-attested age of migration, invasion, piracy, warfare, and tribal politics, as well as the many dangers Patrick faced at every stage of his life in this world. I added this biography to my annually posted St Patrick’s Day reading recommendations, which you can view here. More detailed Goodreads review here.

Men of Terror: A Comprehensive Analysis of Viking Combat, by William R Short and Reynir A Óskarson—Speaking of the early medieval period, warfare, and piracy, here’s one of the best books I read this fall. Men of Terror is an attempt both to recover the Viking “mindset,” to understand the Vikings from the inside (about which more below), and to scientifically test the tools and methods of Viking warfare as described in the extant literary sources. It was an excellent read and will prove an excellent reference in years to come. I recommend it to anyone interested in Viking culture or the nitty-gritty of Viking combat specifically. Full blog review here.

The Last King of America: The Misunderstood Reign of George III, by Andrew Roberts—A mammoth new biography of genuinely good and honorable man who has been maligned, insulted, and vilified for two hundred years. Roberts, through exhaustive research and a well-written, extremely detailed political and personal narrative, presents a compelling case for George as one of the best and most important of Britain’s modern kings. Especially good are Roberts’s chapter-length examination of the Declaration of Independence—which Roberts demonstrates is a tissue of political spin, post facto justifications, and outright lies—and his coverage of George’s personal life. George was a deeply Christian family man who was faithful to his wife at a time when that was by no means normal for monarchs, and though virtually all of his children proved disappointments and morally compromised failures, his devotion to them never flagged. Roberts also examines George’s literary, artistic, and scientific interests, which were wide-ranging and achieved a high level of expertise for an amateur; real experts who conversed with him always found him well-informed on their subjects. And through all the extremely detailed political history, in which George routinely suffered slanders and misrepresentations from ungracious ideological enemies, Roberts never loses sight of George as a man, making his final decline into blindness, deafness, and incurable mental illness profoundly moving. This is a model of good research and writing and a much-needed corrective to a lot of cherished myths.

Operation Mincemeat, by Ben Macintyre—A well-researched and brilliantly written narrative of one of the oddest and most consequential counterintelligence operations of World War II. Wishing to distract the Germans and convince them to redirect vital men and materiel from Sicily, the target of the Allies’ largest operation to date in the summer of 1943, British intelligence agents developed a plan to craft a fake identity for the corpse of a homeless man, plant papers that would reveal—without being too obvious about it—the true target of the next Allied invasion as Greece, and plant the body off the coast of Spain to look like a courier killed in a plane crash. Macintyre tells this story wonderfully well, narrating not just the development, execution, and outcome of the plan but giving insight into the many eccentric personalities involved.

A Frozen Hell: The Russo-Finnish War of 1939-40, by William R Trotter—An excellent narrative account of the Winter War, in which the Soviet Union waged an unprovoked war of aggression against its smaller, hopelessly outnumbered neighbor Finland—and were stopped cold. Well-researched and written, with good attention to all levels of the conflict from international politicking and diplomacy to the grunt’s-eye view in the trenches of the Karelian Isthmus or the endless forests of central Finland. If you’re looking to learn about this storied war—and there are few more remarkable or dramatic—this is the book I’d recommend starting with.

Robert E Lee: A Life, by Allen Guelzo—A sweeping, deeply researched, well-written, and critical but not unsympathetic biography that nevertheless explicitly refuses to understand its subject on his own terms. Guelzo is an outstanding scholar and has done mountains of research, presenting us an encyclopedic account of Lee’s life, but he repeatedly, and quite consciously, lets his own nationalist biases skew his presentation of Lee’s story. Nevertheless, this is a mostly fair and evenhanded biography that conclusively does away with a lot of the nasty propaganda versions of Lee that have been given wide circulation lately, and, despite some of the book’s shortcomings, we are deeply indebted to Guelzo for that. Much, much more detailed blog review here.

Laughing Shall I Die: Lives and Deaths of the Great Vikings, by Tom Shippey—An excellent examination of the Vikings by a preeminent literary scholar. Shippey attempts to understand the Vikings from the inside, on their own terms, and marshals a vast array of evidence to give us a glimpse of their wry, toughminded, and supremely alien worldview. Chief among his evidence is literature—poetry, runic inscription, saga, and the accounts of the Vikings’ neighbors, enemies, and victims—but he also brings in archaeological and material evidence. Comprehensive, exhaustively researched, and well-written, this is one of the best books on the subject I’ve read.

This Terrible Sound: The Battle of Chickamauga, by Peter Cozzens—A deeply researched and well-written narrative history of the second bloodiest battle of the Civil War. Highly recommended.

The Bomber Mafia, by Malcolm Gladwell—A briskly written short history of one aspect of American warfare before and during World War II that ventures down lots of fascinating and revealing rabbit trails. Not scholarly, but ideal for introducing some big ideas—especially with regard to culture, just war, and the ethical use of technology—to newcomers. I’ve already recommended it to my students. Full blog review here.

The Reason for the Darkness of the Night: Edgar Allan Poe and the Forging of American Science, by John Tresch—An excellent new biography of Poe that examines his intense lifelong interest in science and his attempts to synthesize the scientific and the artistic. A readable, wonderfully well-researched and surprising portrait not only of Poe but of his world—the striving, optimistic, skeptical, credulous, and thoroughly science-obsessed antebellum United States.

Fall and Rise: The Story of 9/11, by Mitchell Zuckoff—An extensively-researched and well-structured, engaging, and readable account of September 11, 2001. Zuckoff presents the intertwined stories of hundreds of people, not all of whom lived to see the end of that day. An extraordinary, profoundly moving account, and a fitting memorial to the victims.

Honorable Mentions:

  • The Anglo-Saxons: A History of the Beginnings of England, 400-1066, by Marc Morris—Very good history of Anglo-Saxon England from the immediately post-Roman migration period to the Norman Conquest. Well-researched, well-organized, and engagingly written narrative history with lots of good case studies and individual portraits of key figures.

  • Radical Chic & Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers, by Tom Wolfe—Two non-fiction satires of left-wing activism. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Wolfe at his best. More detailed Goodreads review here.

  • Braxton Bragg: The Most Hated Man of the Confederacy, by Earl Hess—An excellent, impartial reexamination of a man who was ornery and difficult enough before becoming one of the most widely reviled and scapegoated men in American history.

  • Never Greater Slaughter, by Michael Livingston—An outstanding examination and reconstruction of the Battle of Brunanburh, fought in 937 between the army of King Æthelstan of England and a coalition of Scots and Ireland-based Vikings, that gives good attention to the overall historical context on both sides. Livingston also presents a convincing argument that the battlefield, subject of long-running dispute, can be precisely located.

  • The Ship of Fate: The Story of the MV Wilhelm Gustloff, by Roger Moorhouse—Short, powerful history of the deadliest maritime sinking in history, which killed 9,000 people—mostly women and children fleeing the Red Army. That’s six times the death toll of the Titanic. Longer Goodreads review here.

  • America’s War for the Greater Middle East, by Andrew Bacevich—A grim record of forty years of incoherent, directionless military involvement in regions and among cultures that American leadership could not be bothered to understand.

  • Reading the Times: A Literary and Theological Inquiry into the News, by Jeffrey Bilbro—Bilbro’s observations about the news and how it shapes—and warps—our minds and souls harmonize quite a lot with the worries I’ve been sharing about our news diet on here for several years. Unlike me, Bilbro offers some potential solutions, or at least some ways forward.

  • The Decadent Society: America Before and After the Pandemic, by Ross Douthat—An insightful critique of the way America, whether in politics, education, literature, movies, or otherwise, seems to be circling the drain. Emphasis on circling. This one has stuck with me since I read it, comprising a sort of background noise as I react to and interpret trends in American politics and culture.

  • Technopoly: The Surrender of Culture to Technology, by Neil Postman—Solid critique of technocratic optimism from the early 1990s. Postman was a prophet.

  • The Reactionary Mind: Why “Conservative” is Not Enough, by Michael Warren Davis—A bracing, tongue-in-cheek polemic against virtually every aspect of our sterile, materialistic, rootless, godless, gutless modern world. Davis overstates his case for maximum effect and offers up some strange opinions with stunning assertiveness (A Canticle for Leibowitz is “garbage?” really?), but I got the sense throughout that he’s a guy I, as a fellow reactionary, would enjoy arguing with.

Favorite of the year:

Mannerheim: President, Soldier, Spy, by Jonathan Clements

My interest in Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim began when I learned as a kid that—like George III as well—we have the same birthday. That’s not much, but it piqued my interest. Over the years since I’ve learned much more about him, albeit primarily in his role as wartime leader in the three wars Finland fought between 1939 and 1945—two against Russia, one against Germany. Throughout, his stalwart leadership and tenacity impressed me, and I wanted to learn more about him as a man.

Jonathan Clements’s biography fit that role perfectly, and, despite my preexisting interest in the subject, still managed to surprise me. A Swedish-speaking Finn born at a time when his homeland was part of the Russian Empire, Mannerheim flunked out of his first military academy; became a cavalry officer; served in the personal honor guard of Tsar Nicholas II, whom he knew personally; fought the Japanese in the Russo-Japanese War and the Germans and Austro-Hungarians in World War I; narrowly escaped capture and execution by the Bolsheviks when they rose in St Petersburg in 1917; and then helped lead the White (anti-Bolshevik) forces to victory in a newly independent Finland. And all of this was before his most storied roles—coming out of retirement to repel the vastly numerically superior Russians in the Winter War; trying to take back lost territory in the Continuation War; and, as President of Finland, ejecting the Germans from his country in the Lapland War.

Oh—and he also spent several years on a long-term spying mission in western China, during which time he met the Dalai Lama.

This is a dramatic and fascinating life. I read this biography in just four days back in February, and it’s stuck with me. Well-researched, well-written, lavishly illustrated, with surprises and interesting asides in every chapter, this is an admirable biography of one of the most interesting figures of early 20th century history and an engaging introduction to some of the rich and fascinating complexity of that time.

Rereads

I’ve been working to revisit books I’ve already read more often, and I think this year I set some kind of record. Many of these were either audiobooks for my daily commute (marked with an asterisk, because I still don’t feel like audiobooks entirely count) or bedtime reading for either the kids or my wife and I. I’ve hyperlinked any titles that I recorded detailed notes for on Goodreads, especially the Fleming Bond books.

Additionally, my rereading (via audiobook) of the last several of Ian Fleming’s original James Bond novels enabled me, at long last, to write a piece on Fleming’s craftsmanship for University Bookman. The essay began life when the late editor of the Bookman, Gerald Russello, asked for a pitch on the subject. It took a few years, but I completed it late this summer, sent it to him, and he accepted it shortly before passing away. I’m deeply grateful for the chance to write and publish that piece and especially grateful to Mr Russello for requesting my very first piece of professionally published writing, a review of a book by Adrian Goldsworthy, many years ago. You can read my essay on Fleming at University Bookman here.

I also wrote a lengthy appreciation of Eaters of the Dead on the blog back in September. You can read that here.

Ancient, medieval, and other classics

  • The Nicomachean Ethics, by Aristotle, trans. JAK Thomson

  • Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, trans. Brian Stone

  • The Gododdin: Lament for the Fallen, trans. Gillian Clarke

  • Two Sagas of Mythical Heroes: Hervor and Heidrek and Hrólf Kraki and His Champions, trans. Jackson Crawford

  • The Executioner, by Joseph de Maistre (excerpts from The St Petersburg Dialogues), trans. Richard A Lebrun

  • Politics, by Aristotle, trans. Ernest Barker

Kids’ books

My five favorite books for children or young readers. I read all but the last to our kids as bedtime stories this year, and all were worthwhile.

  • Black Ships Before Troy, by Rosemary Sutcliff, illustrated by Alan Lee—An exceptional adaptation of the better part of the Iliad as well as many other Trojan War legends, neither softened nor watered down. Both my kids and I enjoyed it immensely. Full review from earlier this year here.

  • Bambi, by Felix Salten, trans. Whittaker Chambers—Episodic but poignant and thematically rich, this was certainly one of the most unusual reads of the year. I’m actually not sure whether to classify this as a children’s book or something else, as it presents a frank, unromanticized picture of forest life, red in tooth and claw, and the animal characters are only minimally anthropomorphized. It’s much more like Watership Down than its 1942 Disney adaptation. Don’t get me wrong—I think this unvarnished realism is a strength, but it may make Bambi a better read for slightly older kids.

  • The Kitchen Knight: A Tale of King Arthur, by Margaret Hodges, illustrated by Trina Schart Hyman—A straightforward adaptation of the story of Sir Gareth of Orkney, a lesser-known side story from Malory, that preserves both the oddity and romance of real medieval Arthurian literature. The illustrations, by the same artist who collaborated with Hodges on their award-winning Saint George and the Dragon, are magnificent. The kids enjoyed it a great deal.

  • James Herriot’s Treasury for Children, by James Herriot, illustrated by Ruth Brown and Peter Barrett—A collection of several short veterinary stories adapted as picture books. Wonderfully charming stories and pictures. This was perhaps the favorite among my kids this year.

  • Beowulf: Dragon Slayer, by Rosemary Sutcliff—A gift from my wife, who clearly gets me. Like Sutcliff’s adaptation of Homer above, her Beowulf doesn’t soften, bowdlerize, deconstruct, or otherwise modernize the heroes or events of the original. It’s an excellent, readable adaptation. I highly recommend it if you’re looking for a kids’ Beowulf. Goodreads review here.

Conclusion

If you’ve stuck with me this long, thanks for reading! I had a great year, bookwise, and hope y’all will find something worth your while in the months ahead. All the best in 2022, and thanks again for reading.

2021 in movies

Dang, the pickings are slim, aren’t they? 2021 was an even worse year for movies than 2020 if, like me, you’re completely burned out on Marvel, aren’t going to see a movie simply because it has an ideologically or politically correct message, and don’t pay for any subscription streaming services.

Nevertheless, I did get out to theatres a number of times and also caught some good films on home video afterward. But that was not nearly as often as I would have liked. So, rather than a top five, any movie I liked made it into the post this year.

Dune

Oscar isaac as Duke Leto Atreides in Dune

Certainly the best film I saw this year, Dune is an excellent movie in its own right as well as a skilled and well-crafted adaptation of Frank Herbert’s elephantine sci-fi novel. The cast, design, cinematography, special effects, music—all are excellent, and all contribute to an involving, exciting film of operatic scale and epic scope. I look forward to Part II.

I say all of this as someone who originally did not have much interest in either the book or the movie, as I explain in my full, much more detailed review, which you can read here.

No Time to Die

Rami Malek as Lyutsifer Safin in No Time to Die

Dune was certainly the best film as a film that I saw this year, but I think the one I enjoyed the most was Daniel Craig’s final outing as James Bond, No Time to Die.

The longest and heaviest of the series so far, No Time to Die pits Bond against Lyutsifer Safin (Rami Malek), an eerie supervillain with an interest in virology, nanotechnology, and poison who has plans both for his own old enemies—not only Bond, but Quantum and SPECTRE—and for the world. Safin’s plot places Bond’s last serious girlfriend, Madeleine Swann (Lea Seydoux) in harm’s way, and Bond is called out of retirement for a mission he may not be up to, either physically or emotionally.

No Time to Die, as I wrote after I saw it, “is a whole lot of movie.” It’s overlong, overcomplicated, and needlessly develops continuities with the previous Craig films, especially Spectre, and I feel like the impact of its big action finale and especially its surprising ending were diminished by some of these story choices. But it also features seriously good action, a good villain, great locations, an intriguing and all-too-real premise, and Craig in his best form as Bond since Skyfall.

A solid ending to Craig’s tenure. I rank it in the middle of the pack, below Skyfall and Casino Royale and above Spectre and Quantum of Solace. You can read my full review here.

The King’s Man

The Duke of Oxford (Ralph Fiennes) confronts Rasputin (Rhys Ifans) in The King’s Man

I saw and really enjoyed Kingsman: The Secret Service when it came out in 2015, but did not see its sequel. This was a franchise I’d enjoy if I ran across it—or whenever the mood to watch the first film’s “Freebird” sequence struck. Then, lo and behold, a trailer appeared for The King’s Man, a prequel set during World War I and starring Ralph Fiennes and looking like a jazzier, more masculine version of the Western Front hijinks in Wonder Woman. I was sold.

I’m glad to say I saw The King’s Man earlier this week, and it’s a hoot—a mostly light-hearted historical fantasy romp through some of the big names and a whole lot of the fashions and hardware of the 1910s. This is Pirates of the Caribbean for World War I.

The King’s Man centers on the Duke of Oxford (Fiennes) and his son Conrad (Harris Dickinson). Following a prologue set in a Boer War concentration camp (the friend who saw it with me, who lived in South Africa for some years, remarked: “Didn’t see this coming”), in which Oxford and son lose their wife and mother to Boer snipers, we catch up with them in 1914 as tensions escalate throughout Europe. Oxford is a dedicated pacifist who refuses to allow Conrad to enlist; Conrad bridles at his father’s principles and the damage they do to their public reputation. But Oxford is adept at pulling strings and using connections, especially Lord Kitchener (Charles Dance), and this aptitude and the skills of some of his household staff (Djimon Hounsou and Gemma Arterton) create not only unofficial capacities in which Conrad can serve, but creates a network of intelligence and special operations that evolves, by the end of the war, into the Kingsman organization we know from the other films.

This organization becomes important as one of the only bulwarks against a mysterious group of international terrorists who meet, Blofeld and SPECTRE-style, in a faraway hideout to plot against the major powers, and the Kingsman’s contests with the mystery archvillain’s agents take up much of the runtime. Along the way there are some outlandish operations, a lot of Bond-style globetrotting, a ton of cameos from real historical figures from the era, and even a genuinely surprising tragedy that sets the finale in motion.

This movie is all over the place, with wink-wink broad comedy—as in a sequence in which our heroes, misled into thinking that Grigori Rasputin (Rhys Ifans) is homosexual, attempt to seduce him, a sequence that turns into a bizarre healing ritual for Oxford’s maimed leg and finally a swordfight/Cossack dance set to the 1812 Overture—interspersed with dark, realistic war scenes. A hand-to-hand fight in no-man’s-land between two groups of trench raider is particularly harrowing. There’s potential for mood whiplash here, but you know what? It worked for me. It was so outlandish, so outrageous, and so daring that I was glad to go along for the ride. I do not say this often, so take note—check your brain at the door. It’s worth it.

The King’s Man offers an additional layer of fun for anyone versed in World War I history. Though the history here is grossly oversimplified—you’d think, based on this, that the only countries involved in the war were Britain, Germany, and Russia—a ton of real events are worked into the fantastical conspiracy framework of the movie, and numerous historical figures appear, including Lord Kitchener, Rasputin, Erik Jan Hanussen, Mata Hari, Gavrilo Princip and Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Vladimir Lenin, Woodrow Wilson (seduced and blackmailed by Mata Hari, making the retrieval and destruction of a Woodrow Wilson sex tape an important plot point), and—in my favorite bit of casting in a long time—Tom Hollander as King George V and Kaiser Wilhelm II and Tsar Nicholas II. None of it is very accurate, and it halfheartedly tries to work in an incoherent pacifist message, but it’s a hoot, and I and the buddy I watched it with enjoyed ourselves immensely.

Check out The King’s Man if you’re up for an outlandish historical action-adventure with a dash of the fantastical and a Monty Python-style grasp of history.

The Last Duel

Jean de Carrouges (Matt Damon) and his wife Marguerite (Jodie Comer) in The Last Duel

I left my copy of the book this film is based on in my office over Christmas break, so I can’t attest to the film’s total accuracy (especially since I’m an Early Medieval guy, not a Hundred Years’ War guy), but I was really taken with The Last Duel.

Briefly, The Last Duel begins with the last judicial duel or trial by combat ever fought in France and backtracks to tell us how the two knights involved, Jean de Carrouges (Matt Damon) and Jacques Le Gris (Adam Driver), got to this point. And it tells us three times—first from Jean de Carrouges’s simple, noble perspective as a loyal but often aggrieved retainer; second from Jacques Le Gris’s corrupt, self-aggrandizing, and considerably more carnal perspective; and finally from the perspective of Marguerite de Carrouges, Jean’s wife. Marguerite claimed to have been raped by Jacques, and as Jean pressed his suit and Jacques continued to deny the rape had ever occurred—variously stating that it either never happened or was a consensual affair—Jean asked for a trial by combat, a survival of ancient Frankish custom that put the judging of who was telling the truth in the hands of God. Survive, and you were exonerated. The stakes are not only high for the two knights involved, one of whom, according to the terms of the custom, must die for judgment to be rendered, but for Marguerite, who will be executed as a perjurer should Jean be killed.

I’ve made no secret of my distrust of Ridley Scott when it comes to handling historical material, and given the way the film was marketed and talked about—as if it were some kind of medieval #MeToo manifesto or damning indictment of medieval Christian patriarchy or whatever the bugbear of the day is—I was pleasantly surprised with how good The Last Duel was. The film, which is structured in three “chapters,” one for each major party’s perspective, presents each chapter straightforwardly, dropping the viewer into the complicated world these characters inhabit and letting us experience all of that well before the incident that leads to the dueling ground. Inheritance and dowry, the pressures of lordship and producing an heir, the difficulty of managing estates and fielding armies, the roles of law and custom, interfamily rivalries and dissension even within families, shifting alliances and damaged reputations—all factor in and influence the proceedings. It’s a remarkably evenhanded treatment of a complex alien world for a filmmaker who has previously had no problem manipulating the past to make it either more familiar or more useful for his purposes. I credit the writing, which Damon and Affleck had a hand in and which is better than some of Scott’s other historical films.

The Last Duel is, unsurprisingly given Scott’s strengths, a great-looking film. I have quibbles about costuming, combat, the way some of the characters talk, some of the inevitable Dark Ages stereotypes, and even breeds of dogs (a Boston terrier in the 14th century? really?), but overall the film is visually stunning and has a feeling of tactile reality to it that I wish more historical films could manage.

The performances are also excellent—crucially so, since the three different versions of events we get must have both striking and subtle contrasts. Jodie Comer as Marguerite has earned effusive praise, and while she was very good, I was honestly much more impressed with Damon and especially Driver. Both do a lot of subtle work differentiating their characters across the three versions of events, and do so in a way that doesn’t call attention to itself or require explicit explanation. Jean de Carrouges comes across as a relatively simple, shallow, but driven and honorable man; Jacque Le Gris, even in his own version of the story, as a dissipated but worldly and intelligent striver. The movie doesn’t uncomplicate these characters looking for easy bad guys, which I appreciated.

There are other things I could quibble with. An early line from Jean’s mother, that “There is no right, there is only the power of men” is shockingly un-medieval, and some of the legal talk, especially regarding the startlingly brutal punishments for crimes, is oversimplified and misleading (as is pointed out in this piece at Slate, of all places). But I think the film’s biggest misstep comes with the beginning of Marguerite’s perspective. On the title card for “Chapter III: The Truth According to Marguerite de Carrouges,” as the title fades out only “The Truth” remains for a moment. This choice wrecks a lot of the ambiguity the film has thrived on up to this point, and suggests that we can confidently know what happened to these real people in this real incident. (We can’t.) It also plays into the tired feminist trope of women being the only truth-tellers, especially since, in scenes of Marguerite sorting out her husband’s estates’ finances and managing the household and farms (as if this was somehow exceptional for medieval noblewomen, all of whom had vast domestic authority), it suggests Marguerite is the only intelligent and capable person in a world of brutish warriors. Again, a tired feminist trope.

But that aside, I found myself deeply involved in The Last Duel and admired its careful, largely hands-off storytelling approach. And the duel, when it arrived, proved powerfully cathartic.

The Last Duel is a worthwhile if flawed adaptation of a true story with great attention to the complex social world in which these events took place. It’s grim, especially considering the nature of the crime against Marguerite, which we’re presented in two different versions, and its conclusion is brutal, but it’s a worthwhile historical film of the kind they’re making less and less of.

Luca

Luca and best friend Alberto in Luca

Luca is Pixar at its finest—bright and inventive, with beautiful settings and animation, good music, and a fun story made fresh and meaningful by the characters and their relationships. I also appreciated, as with the next film I’ll talk about, the relatively low stakes. Three friends want to win a race so they can use the cash prize to buy a motor scooter. Refreshing.

Two adolescent boys testing boundaries, visiting parts of town they shouldn’t, making new friends, keeping secrets, and setting themselves magnificent goals—this could be Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn or another number of other literary friends, and Luca draws deep from the well of young male friendship.

While the friendship between young sea monster boys Luca and Alberto forms the core of the movie, alongside a deepening connection between Luca and the vivacious human tomboy Giulia, the relationship that most powerfully spoke to me was that between the homeless, parentless, aimless Alberto and Giulia’s father Massimo. The way the taciturn Massimo senses Alberto’s need for masculine guidance, discipline, and work—that is, for a father—and selflessly moves to meet that need brought to mind the multiple generations of aimless, fatherless boys and men our society produces now and left me wanting to be more like Massimo. It’s a quiet but moving subplot that really deepened the film, and parallels Luca’s own quest for education of the book-learning variety. Both boys end the film having been given tools to meet needs they didn’t even know they had, and both receive these things through relationships.

The voice acting is good and the Italian scenery beautiful—not to mention all the pasta, which is the most delectably animated food since Ratatouille. But most of all it’s pure fun, poignantly evoking the joys of childhood friendship on the terrifying cusp of adulthood and speaking to the need we all have for both peers and parents.

Paw Patrol: The Movie

If you have kids, you don’t need me to name all these characters for you

You know what? I’m thirty-seven years old. I have three kids between the ages of two and six. So yes, I saw this. And I mostly liked it.

Paw Patrol: The Movie takes Ryder and his team of pups away from their usual jurisdiction of Adventure Bay to the much busier, more bustling Adventure City, where the nefarious Mayor Humdinger has just managed to be elected mayor on a technicality. Local pup Liberty calls the Paw Patrol about this emergency (about which more below) and the crew removes to Adventure City where they set up in a Stark Tower-style headquarters and work to ameliorate as much of Humdinger’s chaos as possible. There’s a strong taste of the superhero movie to these proceedings. Perhaps my favorite incident involves Humdinger’s unveiling of a new L-train with loops in it, a bit of infrastructure that goes spectacularly wrong very quickly.

You can probably tell that this is a lightweight movie, and to that I say: Please, sir, can I have some more? The story unfolds at precisely the kid-friendly nonsense level of the TV show—the only thing that matters is that there are emergencies to which the pups can respond with their infinite variety of vehicles. I found it refreshingly low-stakes.

Paw Patrol: The Movie is like a supersized episode of the TV show with a much bigger budget and, therefore, strikingly better animation. The pups in this movie have actual fur, and their environments are much more detailed and vibrant. There are even slow-motion action sequences for added drama, as when Chase, the police dog, risks a dangerous leap for a rescue, which elicited a “Whoa” from my kids.

There were only two flaws—for me, an adult viewer of Paw Patrol: The Movie. The first was the relative sidelining of much of the cast in order to develop a tragic backstory for Chase. We learn that he is hesitant about going to Adventure City because he was abandoned there as a (even younger?) pup. Standard stuff for fleshing out a ninety-minute movie, but part of the charm of the show has always been the variety of the characters. Here, Zuma (something like a Coast Guard dog) and Rocky (who drives a recycling truck but whom I always call a “garbage dog”) are virtually background characters.

The other flaw—again, for me, an adult viewer of Paw Patrol: The Movie—was the new character, Liberty. Liberty is the worst. In her first scene she physically threatens a man for littering, she breaks any rules she doesn’t agree with, and she calls the Paw Patrol—emergency services—because she doesn’t like the outcome of an election. Hmm. She then spends the rest of the movie insinuating herself into the Paw Patrol, claiming to be an “honorary member,” and is rewarded with her own membership and set of vehicles at the end. She’s constantly irritating, and the only redeeming factor is the way Ryder acts weirded out by her. Her sass and entitlement also throw into relief the idealistic way the normal cast are presented on the show: as good-natured and selfless public servants, something I never thought to admire in such a silly children’s entertainment before. Here’s hoping the show leaves Liberty in Adventure City.

If you have kids of the right age, this is a fun, charming, big-budget version of something they’re already sure to enjoy, and I’m happy to recommend it on those grounds.

New to me

Cliff Robertson in 633 Squadron (1964)

With the theatres a waterless wasteland in which the only movement to be seen is the lonely rolling of superhero tumbleweeds, this turned out to be a great year for movies I’ve been meaning to see for a long time. This was especially the case with war movies, as you’ll see below.

The Dam Busters (1955)—A classic of the war movie genre and an excellent dramatization of one of the most daring and dangerous missions of the Second World War. It’s well-acted and produced, featuring lots of great aircraft and aerial photography, and despite the limitations of the 1950s British film industry’s special effects, the miniatures, slow motion, rear projection, and optical effects like animated tracer rounds are still effective. And though the film doesn’t cover every loss on the night of the operation or give attention to civilian casualties as a result of the flooding caused by the raids, it still ends on a reverent downbeat note, a moving acknowledgment of just how much this technically accomplished and ingenious operation cost. An engaging and powerful true story well told.

633 Squadron (1964)—I was interested to check this film out because of its odd connection with The Dam Busters: both were inspirations for Star Wars, something that is blindingly obvious if you watch both films with that in mind. (See here and here.) As it turns out, 633 Squadron, though a fictional story, is by turns a fun and gripping evocation of the daring and skill required of the pilots of the British Mosquito fighter-bomber. Cliff Robertson, as an American volunteer leading the squadron, is very good in an understated role, though West Side Story’s George Chakiris is absurdly miscast as a Norwegian resistance leader—casting made yet more ridiculous in that this obviously Greek man is paired with the blond-haired, blue-eyed Austrian actress Maria Perschy as his sister. Regardless, this film is a good deal of fun, has a lot of excellent aerial photography using both models (not always convincing, but effective enough) and a fleet of real Mosquitos collected for the film. It also has a grim, heavy ending comparable to its much better cousin The Dam Busters.

13 Minutes (2015) and The 12th Man (2017)—Two excellent foreign films set in and around World War II. The first is a German film about Georg Elser, a lone-wolf assassin who attempted to kill Hitler with an elaborately engineered time bomb in the early days of the war. The second is a Norwegian film about the harrowing survival of Jan Baalsrud, the sole survivor of a botched commando raid. Both are true stories, and both are excellent. I watched these during my quarantine back in the spring; you can read my thoughts on both of them here.

Max Manus: Man of War (2008)—An excellent action movie about Norwegian resistance fighter Max Manus, who had extraordinary guts, having volunteered to fight for Finland during the Winter War before undertaking resistance operations against the Nazis. In one incident, Manus was wounded and captured and escaped by flinging himself through a hospital window to the street several stories below. Brings home both the courage and ingenuity of the resistance as well as the cost and, all too often, the futility of these operations.

A Night to Remember (1958)—An unsentimental, well-acted, and well-produced film about the sinking of the Titanic that also manages to be more comprehensive than any other film version. Despite its disadvantages in terms of special effects, I’d recommend A Night to Remember over James Cameron’s bloated, cliched turkey of a movie any day. I was so moved by A Night to Remember when I watched it back in the spring that I made sure to review it; you can read that full review here.

Tremors (1990)—My first memory of Tremors is of one of my cousins telling me—nearly thirty years ago—about a scene in a movie where Reba McEntire runs from a monster into a room full of guns. That made an impression, as did the Jaws-ripoff poster at the video store nextdoor to the BBQ restaurant in Wiley. Long story short, I don’t know why it took me so long to get around to seeing this, but it’s a hoot, and a high-quality hoot—funny, well-written, well-cast, perfectly structured, and perfectly balancing comedy, horror, and action.

Near misses

Tom Hanks as Captain Jefferson Kyle Kidd in News of the World

Here are three movies I’m calling “near misses,” because while I liked elements of them, they had enough flaws or I had enough misgivings about them that I couldn’t wholeheartedly enjoy or recommend them.

  • The Lighthouse—A brilliantly acted, oppressively atmospheric, and beautifully produced movie that is nevertheless too in love with itself for its own good. Part of my quarantine viewing this spring.

  • The Green Knight—See my remarks on The Lighthouse above. In addition to entirely too much regard for its own artfulness, The Green Knight also fails as an adaptation, as all of the changes made to what is rightly regarded as a masterpiece diminish the story and its themes. Read my full review here.

  • News of the World—This is my favorite of the three films I’m lumping into this category, and I expect it will grow on me. But while it’s an accomplished movie, beautiful to look at and brilliantly acted by Tom Hanks and the young Helena Zengel, I found that, like The Green Knight, where it deviated from its source material it did so to its story’s detriment. In this case, that was a lot of socially aware posturing of the kind that clearly appeals to director Paul Greengrass—we get a lynching in the first five minutes, eliminating a black character who is an actual character in the novel rather than a literally faceless victim, and later there’s a whole sequence of labor relations drama that feels like something from the 1970s rather than the 1870s—but that distracts from the emotional core of Paulette Jiles’s straightforward but subtle and powerful novel. (Coincidentally, I reviewed and recommended the novel in the very first post on this blog four years ago today.)

What I missed in 2021

Three movies from this year that I wanted to see but, for various reasons, I have not gotten around to yet:

  • The Little Things—A serial killer mystery from John Lee Hancock, director of The Blind Side, The Founder, and an underrated masterpiece that I seize every opportunity to stump for, The Alamo. Hope to catch this in the new year.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home—As much as I’ve criticized the unceasing flood of superhero movies, the only one that caught my interest this year was this third installment in the Marvel-affiliated Tom Holland Spider-Man series. Word from friends and family is that it’s a lot of fun, but I still haven’t seen it and have been content to catch the first two—Homecoming and Far From Home—on video later. That will probably be the case here.

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth—Joel Coen’s solo project (rumor has it that brother Ethan is done making movies, which I dearly hope isn’t true), an artsy black-and-white adaptation of my favorite of Shakespeare’s plays, apparently got a very limited arthouse release at Christmas but will only be available to us plebs in January. I’m looking forward to it.

What I’m looking forward to in 2022

Though I’ve bemoaned the state of movies and filmmaking a lot, especially this year, I do find there is much to look forward to—and if you look at what I was looking forward to a year ago, you’ll see that at least some of those turned out to be excellent! Hope springs eternal.

  • The Northman—A Viking Age revenge drama that, to judge from the trailer, takes its historical setting and the alien worldview of its characters more seriously than usual. You can read my reactions to and observations based on the first trailer here.

  • Munich: The Edge of War—An espionage drama, based on the novel Munich by Robert Harris, set against the backdrop of the 1938 Munich Conference. 1917’s George Mackay plays the lead, with Jeremy Irons as Neville Chamberlain. Disappointed to learn that this will be released by Netflix in the US; hoping for a release on home media somewhere down the line.

  • Operation Mincemeat—A true story, previously told in the 1956 film The Man Who Never Was, when parts of the operation were still protected secrets, this film is based on the deeply researched and highly readable book by Ben Macintyre and should tell the whole story: how British intelligence mounted an ambitious but morally dubious disinformation campaign by fabricating a false identity for the corpse of a homeless man, planting documents on his person that would lead the Germans to move military resources away from the target of a coming Allied attack, and depositing the body off the coast of Spain where it was sure to be discovered. Great cast including Colin Firth and Matthew Macfadyen (or, as I am already calling them, the dueling Darcys) and Johnny Flynn as Ian Fleming. Another movie that the abominable Netflix has scooped up.

  • Lightyear—Pixar gives us the movie that inspired the toy line from Toy Story—or something. Looks like it could be delightful.

  • Death on the Nile—Kenneth Branagh’s Poirot returns in this big-budget, ensemble cast sequel to his Murder on the Orient Express. This film has already been delayed several times; hoping the studio will finally bring it out in the new year.

  • Top Gun: Maverick—Ditto the above. Just release the thing already.

  • Mission: Impossible 7—A dependably solid franchise, with excellent action and stunts. Hoping for more in the same tradition.

  • Downton Abbey: A New Era—Guaranteed date night success.

Conclusion

Looking back at all I’ve written about, maybe 2021 was a better year for movies than I initially gave it credit for. At any rate, I watched a number of worthwhile, entertaining, enjoyable, or thought-provoking films this year, and I hope you’ll check some of these out, too.

Thanks for reading, and best wishes at the movies for 2022!

Señor Zorro en la radio

I have a soft spot for swashbucklers—stories of nobility, derring-do, skill with a blade, and unflappable wit in the face of danger—and that’s almost certainly because of Zorro. We had a Disney singalong tape with the “Zorro” theme song when I was a kid, and one of my earliest memories is telling my mom that, when I grew up, I wanted to legally change my name to Zorro. Happily, she dissuaded me—not that I needed convincing once I was actually grown up.

So I shed the enthusiasm for the name but my love of swashbucklers has only deepened with time, especially once I got around to reading a bunch of the classics a few years ago—among them The Scarlet Pimpernel, Captain Blood, and my two favorites, The Prisoner of Zenda and The Mark of Zorro. The last of these introduced the world to my favorite swashbuckling hero and has been adapted for film, however loosely, several times. It’s also the basis of the excellent audio drama I want to review today.

When romance and rapiers ruled in Old California

The story takes place in “Old California,” specifically the pueblo of Reina de los Angeles—a considerably sleepier LA than we’re accustomed to imagine—and begins in medias res, as the drunken layabout Sergeant Gonzalez demands more wine of the local tavern keeper and boasts of what he plans to do when he finally catches up to the notorious bandit El Zorro. El Zorro shortly presents himself, the first of many unexpected, ninja-like appearances, and humiliates Gonzalez by slashing a Z into the brute’s cheek before disappearing, unharmed, into the night. The scene is set.

This semi-comic opening also establishes Don Diego de la Vega, the handsome young scion of one of California’s aristocratic caballero families. Don Diego is well-educated and fantastically wealthy, belonging to one of the only caballero families that seems to be thriving under the corrupt rule of California’s governor, but he’s timid, unmotivated, horrified by the violence often required of men of his station, and—relatedly—uninterested in any of the duties or recreational pursuits of his class, whether marriage, bull-fighting, or farming. He’s a dandy. No one takes him seriously.

While Gonzalez and his villainous, resentful superior, Captain Ramón, step up their hunt for Zorro, Don Diego’s father Don Alejandro puts fatherly pressure on Diego to find a wife. Don Alejandro recommends the family of Don Carlos Pulido, who has a beautiful and eligible only daughter. Don Diego duly pays the Pulidos a visit, impressing the whole family with his looks and wealth—seemingly his only good features. Doña Catalina immediately presses her daughter to marry Don Diego just to save their family, which has been caught on the wrong side of political disputes, from disaster. But their daughter, the spirited and virtuous Señorita Lolita Pulido, is repulsed by Don Diego’s foppishness and resists her parents’ insistence on the match.

Unfortunately, as Don Diego feebly pursues courtship with her she also becomes the object of Captain Ramón’s interest—but not his affections, as he is strictly an ambitious and cruel striver.

Meanwhile, Señor Zorro continues his Robin Hood attacks on corrupt officials, especially those who are cruel to the poor—the laboring peons and native indios—or clergymen like Fray Felipe, a hardworking and pious Franciscan with close ties to the Pulidos and Vegas. Captain Ramón takes extreme measures to root out Zorro, who enjoys widespread support among the downtrodden, including arresting and publicly whipping Fray Felipe on false charges. Zorro’s sudden appearance and rescue of the monk—not to mention the vengeance Zorro wreaks as a result—is one of the story’s most thrilling scenes.

There’s much more. Don Diego’s continues his tonedeaf and awkward courtship of Señorita Lolita, while she falls for a man who is Diego’s opposite in every way, the dashing and courageous Señor Zorro. The young, up and coming caballeros of Reina de los Angeles—minus Don Diego, to the derisive amusement of the other young men and the embarrassment of his father—form an honor-bound league to track down and defeat Zorro and save California from his depredations. And Captain Ramón, with increasing desperation and disregard for protocol or morality, attempts to win—or simply acquire—Señorita Lolita.

Part comedy of manners, part adventure story, part superhero thriller, part historical melodrama, party mystery (though you won’t have to try hard at all to guess Zorro’s secret identity)—the swashbuckling and charismatic central character ties all of these elements together, and by the end of The Mark of Zorro all of these threads come together in a fun and exciting climax. It’s pulp, but it’s fun, clever pulp, with a few nice surprises along the way and just the right combination of daring, danger, and death.

The audio drama

The Mark of Zorro originally appeared—as The Curse of Capistrano—in serial installments in All Story Weekly in the late summer of 1919. Over the 102 years since, the plot has been treated as disposable by its numerous adapters, but this 2010 full-cast audio dramatization by Yuri Rasovsky follows the original very faithfully. The plot is condensed and streamlined but most of the major incidents remain in three nicely constructed one-hour episodes. Señorita Lolita has been given a light feminist update, asking for a sword in the final confrontation rather than standing by for Zorro to finish the job, but these touches are purely cosmetic and don’t actually alter the story or its themes.

The music and sound effects, crucial in an audio drama like this, are also top quality, comparable to any of the well-produced stuff I grew up listening to. This dramatization, I am unsurprised to learn, earned a Grammy nomination.

The cast are excellent, with the two standouts being Val Kilmer, who successfully pulls off both the confident and strong Zorro and his weakling alter ego Don Diego with a great deal of wit, panache, and—for Señorita Lolita—charm; and Meshach Taylor as Sergeant Gonzalez, a real miles gloriosus whose swagger, braggadocio, and oblivious selfishness make him both a figure of fun and a genuine threat, especially under the leadership of Captain Ramón. Gonzalez, as my description suggests, is a literary type that goes back to the Romans, but Taylor’s performance removes him from the world of cliché and makes him a believable and entertaining character.

Keith Szarabajka as Captain Ramón and Ruth Livier as Señorita Lolita are also good, with Szarabajka’s Ramón being cold and threatening but not over-the-top. Elizabeth Peña, as Doña Catlina, Lolita’s marriage-obsessed mother, seems to be performing her part sarcastically sometimes but this does not detract from the overall production. Armin Shimerman, as the landlord of the tavern where Gonzalez runs up a huge tab, is also great fun, put-upon but ironic, and his framing narration also sets the imaginative stage quite excellently.

The Mark of Zorro was great fun to listen to both for myself, the lifelong Zorro fan, and my wife and kids. Both the six- and four-year olds enjoyed it a great deal even if they didn’t follow every contortion of the plot, and thrilled to the chases and swordfights.

What makes The Mark of Zorro great

While The Mark of Zorro is enormously entertaining, what makes the story great and worth revisiting is its serious treatment of honor and virtue. These move the plot, motivate the characters, and make their actions comprehensible.

Don Diego adopts his alter ego out of his sense of obligation to the less fortunate, the despised and abused, and the audio drama explicitly invokes the idea of noblesse oblige—an idea running all the way through but never named in the novel. (An understanding of noblesse oblige is also what’s missing in all those idiotic internet discussions of Batman as a “fascist.”) Zorro is a check on the abuses of his peers and a boon to his inferiors, and holds himself to the same exacting standards as any opponent, refusing to engage in an unfair fight, to “punch down” against an inferior with disproportionate force, or to exaggerate his deeds—or allow others to lie about him. Even his use of deception and disguise is a form of filial piety, as he does not want his vigilantism in the face of a corrupt government to endanger his innocent father. Zorro observes limits, because there are greater things than himself at stake.

And this concern with honor and virtue runs through all of the characters—all of the good ones, that is. Señorita Lolita values courage, good looks, education, and wealth, but rejects all of them when they appear in a coward. She rightly expects more, and her hierarchy of virtues, her priorities, are correct and as exacting as Don Diego’s. Don Carlos and Doña Catilina, while played for laughs at first as they attempt, with embarrassing desperation, to get her daughter to marry Don Diego, reveal hidden depths when Zorro, a man they believe to be a villain, appears in their home. Don Carlos in particular repeatedly proves himself to be tougher than he lets on. Don Alejandro, Don Diego’s father, drives his son toward marriage not out of naked interest in wealth or inheritance but out of sense of obligation and stewardship, a trait that is also highly developed in his son, as it turns out.

And even the dashing, high-living young caballeros of California’s aristocratic elite have been so formed and educated that, when they finally confront Zorro and attempt to subdue him, he wins them over not through some kind of cost-benefit analysis or politicking or rhetorical argument about rights and corruption, but by appealing to their understanding of the duty they owe thanks to their status and the honor of serving justice.

(This last was one of my favorite surprises when I first read The Mark of Zorro. As I wrote on Goodreads after that first reading, “Pay attention, Hollywood! You can use character to resolve plot, and not just bigger fight scenes!”)

The only purely pragmatic characters are the villains, especially Captain Ramón, whose virtues in a number of areas—especially courage and skill with a blade—are ruined by his resentment, his ambition, and his self-serving pragmatism. This is never clearer than when he tries to force his courtship (much too fine a word for his intentions) on Señorita Lolita. His dishonorable but effective brutality makes his comeuppance—as well as those of the venal governor of California and the boastful Sergeant Gonzalez, who nevertheless gets the last word—at the hands of the moral and law-abiding all the more satisfying. The finale of the story is almost a dramatization of Burke’s dictum that “When bad men combine, the good must associate.”

In our cynical age, a story like The Mark of Zorro comes across as black-and-white, simplistic, without the lauded “moral ambiguity” so sought after in prestige TV. But look beneath, past that platitudinous criticism, and you’ll witness a balletic dance of virtue, reputation, honor, and honesty that demonstrates, in its fun and pulpy way, just how simplistic the opposite really is.

Conclusion

This is ostensibly a review of the excellent full-cast audio drama by Hollywood Theater of the Ear, and I hope you’ll check that out and enjoy it. With holiday travel approaching as I write this, it may be an excellent way to pass three hours on the road with your family. My wife, kids, and I certainly enjoyed it over our Thanksgiving travels. But I hope you’ll seek out The Mark of Zorro in book or movie form as well. I have the Penguin Classics edition, but it is widely available from other publishers, including for free online at Project Gutenberg, and if you check out a film version, the 1940 adaptation starring Tyrone Power is loose but broadly faithful to the book and a lot of fun, with the excellent Basil Rathbone offering a serious swordfighting challenge to Señor Zorro.

The Northman trailer reaction

Update: You can read my full review of The Northman here. In my review, I don’t address all the nitty-gritty bullet-point stuff that I note in this trailer reaction, but the film is loaded with good details. It exceeded my expectations and was well worth the wait.

I’ve only gotten seriously excited about two movie trailers this year. The first was one I wasn’t expecting—The Batman, starring Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne, the trailer for which genuinely surprised me with its atmosphere and cold-wet-asphalt visuals. It also helped that, putting the stink of the Cullens further and further behind him, Pattinson has impressed me over and over as a fine actor. I’m looking forward to The Batman.

But I’m here to talk about the other trailer I’m excited about, one I’ve been anticipating for a long time—The Northman. The first trailer arrived this afternoon.

The Northman is writer/director Robert Eggers’s third film. His first feature, The Witch, stunned me not only with its genuinely creepy atmosphere and grim plot, but its attention to period detail, not only in costumes, sets, and props but even in the way the characters spoke and thought. His second, The Lighthouse, was somewhat too content with non-answers and fart-sniffy archetypal and Freudian mumbo jumbo to suit me, but was nonetheless a visual masterpiece and Eggers’s care for the look, feel, and sound of a period was again in strong evidence. When I learned that his next project was a Viking-era drama inspired by the sagas, I was excited—and somewhat trepidatious. Anyone with a serious interest in the Vikings or the Early Middle Ages more generally is used to being disappointed.

And now that the first trailer is here, I still feel largely the same. Excited. Trepidatious. But considerably more excited.

The Northman appears to tell the story of the son of a Scandinavian king or warlord. After the king is betrayed and murdered by his evil brother, the son goes on the run with the goal of one day returning for revenge. So far so good—classic saga material. You could probably count the sagas that don’t involve revenge on one hand. The son, who as an adult is played by Alexander Skarsgård, seems to spend a while as a captive or slave before allying with a volva or sorceress played by the ever-spooky Anya Taylor-Joy. Here you’re getting some solid stuff from the legendary sagas. And there’s plenty of material that spans both the more nitty-gritty, realistic sagas and the legendary material, especially a few shots of Skarsgård and company wearing wolfskins as they attack some kind of fortification. Is this the climactic battle? Somewhere in the middle, as our Northman fights his way toward his uncle? It’s unclear. But the wolfskins mark him as an ulfheðinn or wolf-shirt, a form of dangerous rogue warrior conceptually similar to a berserkr.

Beyond that—who knows? The trailer is long on atmosphere and striking images but thankfully leaves much of the plot unexplained. I was left wanting more, so the trailer is definitely doing its job.

Other thoughts/observations:

  • First and foremost, I’m not seeing any tattoos or fashy haircuts. Already major points in The Northman’s favor. Instead we’ve got heavily bearded but largely well-kempt men and women, as befits a culture famously concerned with appearance and especially coiffure.

  • As for other forms of adornment, there are some sensible necklaces and brooches and plenty of rings, and it’s good to see the hero with arm-rings in a couple of scenes. These were the badges of serious warriors across many early medieval Germanic cultures.

  • Weapons and armor (about which more below) look interesting, though I couldn’t examine every shot. The hero seems to be wearing a long seax (imagine a Germanic bowie knife) diagonally across his waist in his scenes as an ulfheðinn. A nice touch, one that doesn’t make it into a lot of medieval movies. I’m mostly thankful that the helmets in the trailer look good based on what we know (which isn’t much) and that other armor seems limited to mail shirts. That’s accurate. No anachronistic plate armor or ridiculous leather getups here, thank heavens. See the still from Alfred the Great here to see how badly this can go wrong.

  • “You must choose between kindness for your kin or hate for your enemies.” A Viking Age moral dilemma, one not uncommon in the sagas, and a call to be a drengr. (Which, not coincidentally, seems to be the last word chanted in the trailer.)

  • Great scenery, especially the glacier in Iceland and some of the sweeping landscapes. Eggers is always very attentive to the environments in which his stories take place, an undervalued aspect of modern storytelling.

  • Here’s an iffy one: While what we get in the trailer largely sticks with the muddy doom-and-gloom aesthetic of most medieval movies, it is welcome to see the characters largely wearing nice fabrics (as opposed to burlap or outright rags) and colors. Not just the Norse but everyone throughout the medieval world enjoyed colorful clothing just as much as we do. The Northman’s palette is pretty muted, presumably for artistic reasons as much as that ineradicable image of the Middle Ages as drab, but the young hero’s red tunic and Taylor-Joy’s blue shift were nice touches. I hope there’s more of that.

  • Related: When evil uncle Fjolnir (Claes Bang) arrives to kill the hero’s father, he’s wearing a “goggle” helm with attached wraparound mail typical of the Vendel period, which directly preceded the Viking Age. A touch of archaism or ceremony for the uncle, then? Also, the drab color palette could be especially purposeful here, as several sagas refer to characters ritually dressing in black to prepare for a premeditated killing. If this is intentional, it shows Eggers has done a ton of homework. I’m hopeful.

  • Further related to the Vendel era stuff: Is that Oðinn we get a glimpse of by the fire near the end? His one visible eye appears cloudy. Further, he’s wearing a helmet typical of scenes depicted on Vendel art, which are often interpreted as mythological scenes. Here’s a really similar one. Notice the rods or staffs. Some kind of staff was apparently important for the practice of seiðr, a form of magic or divination that was typically associated with women (see Taylor-Joy’s “cunning” woman) and shameful for men to perform—though Oðinn, notably, practiced seiðr. Is that what’s going on in the trailer? Is that why no one in the scene is wearing pants? Who’s to say at this point, but again, that it suggests these possibilities shows that Eggers isn’t going for the superficial Hollywood image of Vikings.

  • Speaking of Hollywood Vikings, there appear to be no shield-maidens, female warriors, or other Hollywood Warrior Chicks™ in the trailer, which is astounding. Hollywood cannot resist throwing that bit of Norse fantasy in. (And I do mean fantasy: here’s a summary of the most prominent example from the legendary sagas.) The only exception here seems to be a valkyrie, about which more below.

  • Also: rather more wire-fu than I prefer, especially that over-the-top axe blow at approximately 2:05. Hoping the movie doesn’t go off the rails when the warriors draw their weapons, but there’s little enough here that I’m not too worried yet.

  • Other notes on combat: Lots of sneaking in small numbers, especially under cover of darkness. Definitely rings true if you’ve read the sagas at all.

  • A few shots I’m particularly eager to see more of: speaking of stuff straight from the sagas, we get what is clearly a glimpse of the burning of a turf long-house. (See the still at the top of this post.) Several other shots seem to show fighting inside the hall, presumably before the whole thing is torched.

  • Creepy but 100% realistic detail: Two shots near the end of the trailer appear to show a valkyrie riding through the sky. In the first shot, as she screams, you can see black streaks across her teeth. Numerous skulls from Viking Age burials have exactly this kind of grooving filed laterally across the teeth. Some kind of badge of honor for a warrior? Medicine or magic? Mere personal decoration, like a rapper’s grill? No one knows for sure, but it was cool to see that make it into the movie.

  • Eggers loves his dreams and nightmare visions, and I’m guessing the valkyrie and Oðinn—if that is indeed him—might factor into them.

  • Finally, I haven’t said much about the cast, but they look great. I’ve liked Skarsgård in whatever I’ve seen him in but remember him primarily as Sergeant “Iceman” Colbert in the mini-series “Generation Kill.” Here he seems to be channeling some of his version of Tarzan, particularly in the ulfheðinn scenes, which look like they’re calculated to show off his abs. Good for him, I guess. Ethan Hawke looks great as a good, wise king and father; Claes Bang—who has suddenly appeared in a bunch of recent American movies, none of which I’ve seen—as a quietly threatening evil uncle. Scar to Hawke’s Mufasa? Taylor-Joy was exceptional in both The Witch and, in something completely different, Emma, and should be excellent here as well. I’m especially interested in Willem Dafoe, whose role is mostly just teased here but, considering Dafoe’s caliber, should be important and not a little weird.

So—The Northman looks like a Viking revenge story taking place on two levels, the first a potentially quite authentic and realistic historical world and the other a dimension of dreams, visions, or the supernatural. That’s my initial reaction, anyway, with a few thoughts, observations, and wonderings. Considering what we get in the trailer, and considering the talent involved, I’m guardedly optimistic. We’ll see. Like I said, medievalists are used to being disappointed (see Knight, The Green), but based on these two and a half minutes, I’m here for it.

Check out the trailer and see for yourself! The Northman comes to theaters April 22 and I guarantee I’ll be there.

Addendum: If you can’t wait for April, as I imagine I may have a hard time doing, please do check out my novel No Snakes in Iceland, which is set in the same world but deals with ghosts and grief and mystery rather than dynastic betrayal.

Two great reads on history, memory, and fun

History, by Frederick Dielman, in the Library of Congress Thomas Jefferson Room

I don’t know about y’all, but I occasionally need a reminder of why I do what I do. This is especially the case at the end of a long and busy semester. Here are two pieces on the purpose and value of history that gave me precisely the reminders I needed, and which I want to endorse and recommend:

The Claims of Memory,” by Wilfred M McClay

Wilfred McClay’s is the longer and more philosophical and meditative of these two pieces, and was originally delivered as First Things magazine’s 34th Erasmus Lecture this October.

History, for McClay, is not simply a list of dates to memorize (the high school football coach method) or a jumbled rush of unrelated discrete events (“one damned thing after another”), but a form of memory that transcends and enlarges individual human memory—an attitude dating back at least to Cicero, who wrote that “Not to know what happened before you were born is to be a child forever.” (I have this line on my office door.) McClay agrees, and develops the metaphor further, arguing that not only is memory essential to maturation, but loss of memory is fatally debilitating not only to the individual but the society. He invokes Alzheimer’s as an example of how the loss of one person’s memory can affect multitudes. Recall the concept of transactive memory I wrote about earlier this year.

But memory is also tricky, subject not only to ageing and degradation but to vaguery and distortion, and simply amassing more and more empirically determined data may only make that worse. Drawing on another example of memory gone wrong, a Russian psychological patient who could recall literally everything he had ever seen but could not organize those things into coherent, generalized understanding (what would probably happen to a real Will Hunting), McClay also makes room for the necessity of forgetting. “What makes for intelligent and insightful memory,” he argues, “is not the capacity for massive retention, but a balance in the economy of remembering and forgetting.”

But, McClay notes, “there are crucial differences” between individual memory, even in senility, and history as a profession and a cultural tradition:

No one can be blamed for contracting Alzheimer’s disease, an organic condition whose causes we do not fully understand. But the American people can be blamed if we abandon the requirement to know our own past, and if we fail to pass on that knowledge to the rising generations. We will be responsible for our own decline. And our society has come dangerously close to this very state. Small wonder so many young Americans now arrive at adulthood without a sense of membership in a society whose story is one of the greatest enterprises in human history. That this should be so is a tragedy. It is also a crime, the squandering of a rightful inheritance.

This squandering “goes far beyond bad schooling and an unhealthy popular culture” to a censorious, “imperious” and “ever-grinding machine of destruction and reconstruction” that “makes it difficult to commemorate anything that is more than a few years old.”

The whole proposition of memorializing past events and persons, particularly those whose lives and deeds are entwined with the nation-state, has been called into question by the prevailing ethos, which cares nothing for the authority of the past and frowns on anything that smacks of hero worship or filial piety.

Invoking pietas is really speaking my language. McClay is here describing what Roger Scruton called a “culture of repudiation,” and McClay offers incisive critiques of the way academic faithlessness toward the duty to preserve memory translates into popular indifference or, for the “woke,” outright hostility toward the past.

[W]e are rendering ourselves unable to enjoy such things, unless some moral ­criterion is first met. That inability arises, I fear, from guilt-haunted hearts that are unable to forgive themselves for the sin of being human and cannot bear their guilt except by projecting it onto others. The rest of us should firmly refuse that projection and recognize this post-Christian tyranny for what it is.

This is an excellent, wide-ranging, and thoughtful examination of a problem I care a lot about, and I hope you’ll read it. You can find the whole piece here. A recording of the lecture is also available on Vimeo, though I haven’t been able to play it on my machine. I hope y’all will have better luck.

McClay wrote Land of Hope, a one-volume narrative history of the United States that was one of my favorite books of 2020—a year when our need for appreciative but not uncritical memory became especially apparent. I quoted a longish excerpt in which McClay makes the case for narrative history here.

Make History Great Again!” by Dominic Sandbrook

British historian Dominic Sandbrook’s piece is the shorter and punchier of the two, and begins with a question near to my heart: “Why don’t today’s children know more about history?”

I’ve cared about this topic for a long time—first as I figured out how I came to love history as a kid, then as I figured out how to get my students to love history, and now, even more pressingly, as I figure out how to pass on my love of history and even some of my own history to my own children. It’s an important question for all the reasons McClay lays out in his piece.

Sandbrook suggests that the problem is that history, roped off and quarantined lest anyone catch cooties from old ideas we don’t approve of, has been made uninteresting to children—not only in terms of content, presenting “issues” and “forces” rather than events and personalities, but because of the tone with which this history is presented:

In recent years, the culture around our history has been almost entirely negative. Statues are toppled, museums ‘decolonised’, heroes ‘re-contextualised’, entire generations of writers and readers dismissed as reactionaries. When Britain’s past appears in the national conversation, it’s almost always in the context of controversy, apology and blame. . . .

Against this background, who’d choose to study history? For that matter, who’d be a history teacher? Even selecting a topic for your Year 4 children seems full of danger, with monomaniacal zealots poised to denounce you for reactionary deviation. And all the time you’re bombarded with ‘advice’, often in the most strident and intolerant terms.

This presentation is “at once priggish, hand-wringing and hectoring, forever painting our history as a subject of shame.” It also oversimplifies, and the oversimplified is always deadly dull. Complexity excites, especially once a student is immersed enough in a particular time and place to get the thrill of piecing seemingly disparate parts of a narrative together. But that requires imagination, which rebels at dullness.

Part of this dull simplicity is the prevalence of one permissible narrative, a vision or set of emphases to which it is morally imperative that all others be subordinated. Sandbrook invokes the manner in which the UK’s National Trust suggests educators use England’s stately old country houses to cudgel unsuspecting students:

The National Trust’s much-criticised dossier about its country houses’ colonial connections opens by talking of the ‘sometimes uncomfortable role that Britain, and Britons, have played in global history’, and piously warns the reader that our history is ‘difficult to read and to consider’. The Trust’s Colonial Countryside Project encourages creative writing about ‘the trauma that underlies’ many country houses. In other words, drag the kids around an old property and make them feel miserable. Maybe I’m wrong, but I doubt that’ll make historians of them.

He’s not wrong. Admiring the house and its long-lasting beauty and imagining yourself living there—the natural impulses of a healthy child in an excitingly the concretely alien place—would seem to invite punishment.

Sandbrook examines as well the way American-centric concerns have taken over even the British imagination, all in the name of giving children something actionable and, well—a word I’ve inveighed against here before: “Behind this lurks the spectre of ‘relevance’, a word history teachers ought to treat with undiluted contempt.” Hear hear!

History isn’t about you; that’s what makes it history. It’s about somebody else, living in an entirely different moral and intellectual world. It’s a drama in which you’re not present, reminding you of your own tiny, humble place in the cosmic order. It’s not relevant. That’s why it’s so important.

As much as all of the above had me pounding my desk in approval, it is all preparatory to Sandbrook’s positive recommendations on how to make children interested in history again: story, setting, and people—the narrative elements we are wired to respond to, to build our lives around and to emulate, all of which begins in the molding of the affections and the imagination. And that begins in childhood:

So how should we write history for children? The answer strikes me as blindingly obvious. As a youngster I was riveted by stories of knights and castles, gods and pirates. What got me turning the pages wasn’t the promise of an ‘uncomfortable’ conversation. It was the prospect of a good story. Alexander the Great crossing the Afghan mountains, Anne Boleyn pleading for her life on the way to the scaffold, Britain’s boys on the beaches of Dunkirk, Archduke Franz Ferdinand taking the wrong turn at the worst possible moment... that’s more like it, surely?

Add to all of this “an attitude,” specifically that of an open-minded traveler visiting alien lands—about which more below—with the first and most obvious benefit of travel as his goal:

Exploring that vast, impossibly rich country ought to be one of the most exciting intellectual adventures in any boy or girl’s lifetime—not an exercise in self-righteous mortification. Put simply, it should be fun.

Three cheers.

I’ve quoted extensively from this piece because it’s so good, but there’s more, and Sandbrook’s recommendations at the end are excellently put. Read it for those at least. You can read the whole piece at the Spectator here.

Sandbrook has published several volumes of history both for adults and children. I’m sorry to say I haven’t read them, though I’m awaiting the arrival of his children’s Adventures in Time volume on World War II. He is also—with the great Tom Holland, whose Dominion was my other favorite historical work of 2020—a host of the podcast The Rest is History.

Conclusion

Something that struck me in these pieces is that, at one point in each, both invoke LP Hartley’s celebrated line that “The past is a foreign country.” I use that line, as well as the one on memory and maturity by Cicero above, to open every course I teach, every semester. I find it gets my approach across pretty well and primes the students for our study of the past to amount to more than names and dates.

Nevertheless, CS Lewis wrote in The Abolition of Man, a book especially concerned with the hollowing out of the purportedly educated, that “The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts.” It’s true. But the desert is so dry and the digging so relentless that I end most semesters not just weary but exhausted. Spent. Nearly despairing. This semester was no exception.

So I’m grateful to McClay and Sandbrook for breathing some life back into me and reminding me not only of what’s at stake, but how much fun real, good history can be—and should be.

Chesterton on the danger of historical films

Over the weekend I made an unexpected 36-hour trip to Texas and back. On my way home I listened to the latest episode of Bill Simmons’s Rewatchables podcast, a two-hour discussion of Oliver Stone’s JFK. The two hours was more than welcome in the pre-dawn flatlands of northern Louisiana where I listened to it, and fully the first hour turned out to be a thought-provoking discussion of a topic that has been on my mind for weeks and that I’ve been generally concerned about for years: falsehood in historical films.

Simmons and his guests spent a lot of time discussing and comparing the streamlining and condensation inevitable in a historical film with the outright fabrication—especially of major characters—that Stone does throughout, but what really caught my attention and got me thinking was a description very early in the episode of JFK as “provocative, if not wildly irresponsible.” How much responsibility does a filmmaker have, whether to the facts, his audience, or both?

All of which brought to mind the following passage, from “On the FIlms,” a newspaper essay collected in As I Was Saying in 1936, the year of Chesterton’s death:

The second fact to remember is a certain privilege almost analogous to monopoly, which belongs of necessity to things like the theatre and the cinema. In a sense more than the metaphorical, they fill the stage; they dominate the scene; they create the landscape. That is why one need not be Puritanical to insist on a somewhat stricter responsibility in all sorts of play-acting than in the looser and less graphic matter of literature. If a man is repelled by one book, he can shut it and open another; but he cannot shut up a theatre in which he finds a show repulsive, nor instantly order one of a thousand other theatres to suit his taste. There are a limited number of theatres; and even to cinemas there is some limit. Hence there is a real danger of historical falsehood being popularized through the film, because there is not the normal chance of one film being corrected by another film. When a book appears displaying a doubtful portrait of Queen Elizabeth, it will generally be found that about six other historical students are moved to publish about six other versions of Queen Elizabeth at the same moment. We can buy Mr. Belloc’s book on Cromwell, and then Mr. Buchan’s book on Cromwell; and pay our money and take our choice. But few of us are in a position to pay the money required to stage a complete and elaborately presented alternative film-version of Disraeli. The fiction on the film, the partisan version in the movie-play, will go uncontradicted and even uncriticized, in a way in which few provocative books can really go uncontradicted and uncriticized. There will be no opportunity of meeting it on its own large battlefield of expansive scenario and multitudinous repetition. And most of those who are affected by it will know or care very little about its being brought to book by other critics and critical methods.

I find Chesterton’s cautions here compelling. Movies, being visually stimulating and, of necessity, simplified, go down easy. People believe them. Furthermore, movies borrow liberally from each other, meaning that a successful but inaccurate movie’s falsehoods will be reproduced indefinitely. (Think, for example, or the trope of medieval longbowmen firing unaimed volleys into the air as indirect fire, an absurdity that started with Laurence Olivier’s Henry V and continues right down to the present.)

And that’s also assuming a good faith effort on the part of filmmakers to tell what they think is a true story. But filmmakers both then and now often feel no obligation to do so. One odd trend that I’ve noticed in recent years is taking a real historical figure and giving them wholly fabricated homosexual love lives, as with baseball player and renaissance man Moe Berg in The Catcher Was a Spy, Queen Anne in The Favourite, and paleontologist Mary Anning in Ammonite. In the latter case, the director made it explicit that he had appropriated a real person’s life story as revenge for “queer” stories that had been “straightened.” There’s not much an artist with such a sense of grievance won’t do to score points against them, whoever “they” are.

But real people are not just counters in a game artists play to make a point, or elements in a composition that can be rearranged to suit the artist’s taste. They’re real people. And real things are intractable. Toy with them too much, bend and twist and reshape them to fit a prefabricated plot arc or accepted genre conventions, and they may end up unrecognizable—and fatally cliched. (Here’s one notable case.)

Furthermore, a “doubtful portrait,” a Chesterton puts it, of a real person isn’t just inaccurate, it can damage real reputations. Four cases I happen to know about:

  • Boxer Max Baer, a kind-hearted man bothered by the deaths of two former opponents due to head injuries, was depicted in Ron Howard’s Cinderella Man as a pompous thug proud of killing two men in the ring and who makes sexual advances toward James Braddock’s wife. Audiences, oblivious to the character assassination, “whooped and hollered” when Braddock took Baer down at the end. Baer’s son, Max Baer Jr. (of “The Beverly Hillbillies” fame), responded to the movie with “If Howard and [Russell] Crowe were sitting here, I’d hit them.”

  • In the 1964 film Zulu, Private Henry Hook, who earned a Victoria Cross for his actions at the Battle of Rorke’s Drift, is depicted as a drunk, thief, and shirker who makes good in a moment of desperation—a screenwriter’s invention purely for dramatic purposes. The real Henry Hook was a Methodist lay preacher and teetotaler with a spotless disciplinary record. His elderly daughters walked out of the film’s premier.

  • American Gangster, a 2007 movie directed by Ridley Scott (whose presence should always sound warning sirens for historical accuracy), softened drug lord Frank Lucas to make him more palatable and invented adulterous affairs and a bitter child custody battle for detective Richie Roberts, who in real life did not have kids—and was still alive when the film came out.

  • William McMaster Murdoch, First Officer of the Titanic, is depicted by James Cameron (more warning bells) in the 1997 film Titanic as shooting passengers during a stampede for the lifeboats before turning his gun on himself in remorse. The evidence this is based on is sketchy, and, like Henry Hook above, Murdoch had living relatives who took exception, not to mention a hometown with an educational fund in Murdoch’s memory. Cameron and his studio never formally apologized but threw £5000 to the memorial fund. (Titanic made $2.2 billion worldwide.)

Public ignorance and mistaken or outright careless filmmakers are threats to the truth, but I think Chesterton is right in pointing out that it is film’s monopolistic effect that is the gravest danger. The kinds of films audiences flock to and, more importantly, remember are too complicated and expensive to make competition—correcting the record—viable. And so a Zulu comes along and the handful that really know and care about the memory of Henry Hook spend the next sixty years trying to get the real story out.

Of course, anyone who enjoyed the movie can always be directed to a more detailed, comprehensive, and accurate book on the subject. I’ve done this a thousand times if I’ve done it once. But how many people actually take those recommendations? I’m guessing one in a thousand is optimistic. How many people are going to read Andrew Roberts’s 700-page biography of George III when they can yuk at him in Hamilton instead?

Per Chesterton, immediately following the passage quoted above:

 
A false film might be refuted in a hundred books, without much affecting the million dupes who had never read the books but only seen the film.
 

This is something I think about a lot, but I’m not sure I have any answers or solutions to the problem beyond a renewed commitment to truth and a sense of responsibility among filmmakers. Because telling a true story well is not impossible, and those films that successfully fit a true story—inevitably streamlined and simplified but in such a way as to hint at the real story’s complexity—to the medium of film are my beaux ideal. (Here’s one I’ve written about before.)

As for the guys on the Rewatchables podcast, they concluded their deep, thoughtful discussion of Oliver Stone’s paranoid, grievance-driven tissue of distortions and fabrications by agreeing—emphatically—that LBJ and the CIA were behind Kennedy’s assassination. So much for that.

Chesterton vs Brooks

Two quotations on progress, presented without comment.

From David Brooks’s essay “What Happened to American Conservatism?” (AKA “Conservatism is Dead”) in The Atlantic:

 
If [the Democratic Party’s] progressive wing sometimes seems to have learned nothing from the failures of government and to promote cultural stances that divide Americans, at least the party as a whole knows what year it is.
 

Which brought to mind this line from GK Chesterton in an interview with the New York Times, 1923:

 
My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.