The scorn of one crank for another crank

With my dad in front of the Castillo at Tulum. That’s Gringos that I’m carrying in my right hand.

Late last night I returned from a trip to the Yucatán, during which I got to do two amazing things—one for the first and the other for the third time. The first was visiting the Yucatec Maya city of Tulum, which I hope to write about in the coming week. The other was rereading one of my favorite novels, Charles Portis’s Gringos. I’ve been planning to reread this particular novel on this particular trip for months, as the story takes place in the Yucatán and concerns the use and abuse of Mayan sites and artifacts. I enjoy reading novels in story-appropriate settings, and this reading of Gringos was one of the best I’ve ever experienced. Five stars, would recommend.

I hope to write more about Gringos and Portis in the coming weeks, too, but for the time being I wanted to share a longish passage from early in the novel. The narrator, Arklatex expat Jimmy Burns, has just run into the young UFO researcher Rudy Kurle broken down midriver deep in the Yucatán jungle. Rudy is on his way to a Mayan city he believes is a UFO landing pad.

He wore a bush hat with the brim turned up on one side, Australian fashion, and a belted safari jacket with epaulets, rings and pleated pockets, and he wanted to be known as “Rudy Kurle, author and lecturer.” He and Louise were in Mexico to gather material for a book about some space dwarfs or “manikins” who came here many years ago from a faraway planet. There was no connection to the chaneques, as far as I knew. Their little men were benign, with superior skills and knowledge, and they had transformed a tribe of savages into the Mayan civilization. Not very flattering to the Indians, and it wasn’t of course a new theory, except perhaps for the dwarf element. There had been recent landings as well. 

As a geocentric I didn’t find this stuff convincing. I knew the argument—all those galaxies!—a statistical argument, but in my cosmology men were here on earth and nowhere else, go as far as you like. There was us and the spirit world and that was it. It was a visceral belief or feeling so unshakable that I didn’t even bother to defend it. When others laughed at me, I laughed with them. Still, the flying saucer books were fun to read and there weren’t nearly enough of them to suit me. I liked the belligerent ones best, that took no crap off the science establishment. 

Rudy was often gone on these mysterious field trips, to check out reports of ancient television receivers, pre-Columbian Oldsmobiles, stone carvings of barefooted astronauts strapped into their space ships. The ships were driven by “photon propulsion,” although here in the jungle the manikins went about their errands in other, smaller, “slow aircraft.” Rudy wouldn’t describe the machines for me. He and Louise tried to draw people out without giving away anything themselves. There were thieves around who would steal your ideas and jump into print ahead of you. So much uncertainty in their work.

And so little fellowship among the writers. They shared a beleaguered faith and they stole freely from one another—the recycling of material was such that their books were all pretty much the same one now—but in private they seldom had a good word for their colleagues. There were usually a few of these people in temporary residence in Mérida. They exchanged stiff nods on the street. Rudy even expressed contempt for Erich von Däniken, his master, who had started the whole business, and for lesser writers too, for anyone whose level of credulity did not exactly match his own. A millimeter off, either way, and you were a fool. It was the scorn of one crank for another crank. 

A few observations: First, this is some really fine writing. It’s almost pure exposition but it also characterizes Rudy and his colleagues and Jimmy Burns all at the same time, and is peppered with dozens of vivid, concrete details, which as I’m always noting are “the life blood of fiction.”

Second, this is hilarious. The bit about preferring the belligerent UFO books has made me laugh for ten years now. But it was that line’s context which really struck me this time around.

Third—that context. There’s the accidentally insulting (and potentially racist) condescension of ancient aliens theories, the continuous cross-pollination and outright plagiarism of unverified and ultimately unverifiable information, the jockeying for position and originality, the caginess, the backbiting, and the strange hauteur of the precisely defined and defended wackadoo position. This is a sharply observed and pinpoint accurate description of the UFO community—or any conspiracy-minded community, for that matter.

And the whole book is like this. Actually, it gets even better.

Check Gringos out if you haven’t. While Portis’s best book is incontestably True Grit, Gringos has many of the same strengths—a straightforward plot, a brilliantly realized setting, great humor, a strong narrative voice—but a more intricate plot. That makes it certainly, I think, his most finely crafted novel. I strongly recommend it. And if you can read it while visiting Mayan ruins in the Yucatán, all the better.

I’ve written before about cranks, with reference to Chesterton, here, and—once again with reference to Chesterton—about chronological snobbery and the inadvertent (or not) racism of ancient aliens theories here and here. And Gringos was the subject of one of the very first posts on this blog, in which I quoted the “belligerent” line above as well as another gem about a subject dear to me, here.